As sheriff Joe is set to meet with the evul NRA fiends, we hear stories of yet more violence. This time it was…. well it was … Oh WTF:
A man in China hired virtual “assassins” to hunt down his son in online video games and kill off his avatar, according to local media.
The man, named by the Kotaku East blog as Mr Feng, was concerned about the amount of time his 23-year-old unemployed son was spending online.
He hoped his actions would deter his son from playing the games, he is reported to have said.
The brutal and cold assassination attempt almost succeeded, but then, right at the crucial moment, the hardcore killers got called out of momma’s basement to go eat their dinners. We need more bans!