Tag: what makes us special

His Third Leg

The worst by product of a bad economy (not pointing any fingers, ahem) is unemployment. Looking for work, not being able to work in your field of training, or being over qualified for what work you are doing, pretty depressing. But what’s even more depressing and shameful (and a recurrent theme of mine) is the sense of entitlement some have, making even the pursuit of work an intrusion and a bother, case in point:

Wait, what? Did she just slam bloggers?

Funny, but if I had known that Guinness had a category for this, I would have contacted them years ago, my bad.

Aside from the benefits, like the ability to pound nails without a hammer, some obvious liabilities come to mind:

A New York man known for his unusually large penis was patted down by airport security at San Francisco International last week after they questioned him about the bulge in his pants, he said.

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

{insert gratitous BJ or handjob joke here}

Maybe he needs to widen his net, he read that script about as well as Obama with his teleprompter, maybe public office is where he needs to be. All those Washington politicians think they have big dicks anyway, Jonah could increase the cumulative average.