Tag: weep for the future

Work Is Overrated

Unemployment numbers, schmumbers, it’s not worth getting all bummed out over. Look, you can wallow in your own self pity and get drunk (as long as your buddy has cash to buy beer), or you can grab the bull by the horns and improve your station in life. Any situation can be improved with some more college:

Face it, anybody that has kids now days, you are never getting rid of them. Their room now, it’s going to be their room 20 years from now. The wall posters will change (about as often as he changes the sheets) but his butt has formed a special relationship with his computer chair (there is still more zombies to kill). Just keep him away from girls, if she gets knocked up then the family under your roof just got bigger.