Tag: ugly sex

This Is Just…….Gross

Stuff like this should not surprise me, guys will rut with pretty much anything with a hole attached, but can you see yourself under any circumstances chasing after this?

A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report.

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said

Before you give this guy any kind of free pass, consider that this was not a 2:30 am banging the last female in the bar romp. The article places this unforgivable deed in a restaurant parking lot, in full view of a 10 year old boy, which indicates hours where the restaurant would still be open.

The article further mentions that the old bag had a BAC of .17, how drunk do you think Adams was? How drunk would you have to be to go any where near that woman? No doubt once Adams sobered up and saw his mug shot in the papers, he high tailed it to the nearest recruitment office for the French Foreign Legion, never being able to show his face in this country ever again.

I learned early in life that although one or two drinks makes me amorous, anything over that and I’m good for nothing, so I have no “coyote ugly” stories. The closest thing I have to a “sex you regretted later” story is probably make up sex with a girl friend that I was still pissed at, where afterwards she thought everything was cool but I knew different.

So, here is your chance, you got any regrettable sex stories to regale the group with?