Tag: stupid is as stupid does

How much does this cost again?

Let’s level set and get something out of the way here before I go on my rant about how Harvard now has an anal sex 101 class it will offer, and while I love the idea – because the chicks attending that class are going to be easy and game for some anal. Sure the risk is that the class will be full of dudes that are into this stuff, and believe me as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body I empathize with gays, but bagging even one of these freaky chicks can be entertaining – this is just wrong on so many levels.

I have always felt that college was the only major expense where the majority of Americans partaking attempt to actually get the least return for their huge investment. Partying hard, last I checked, when you are plopping down tens of thousands of dollars a year, while avoiding as much of the work as you can get away with – especially when you already pick out a one of the many fluff degrees these esteemed institutions still charge an arm and a leg for so you can avoid real work – appears to be the experience of practically all college attendees, with a few exceptions. When you have a masters degree program with some 450 students in it, and only 3 of us are not from some other country, you know that’s a degree you got to bust your ass for. The people at the bar every night of the week, and home only because they had no money to go there, prove my point.

This phenomenon of avoiding work seems to be even worse today. Way too many of these colleges and universities have dumbed down their curricula on top of that. Paying a lot of money, or worse, hocking your future by accruing anywhere from $50-150K in student loan debt for degrees that will never pay back that investment in the first place, seems like an insane exercise to me. Harvard ain’t cheap. When you are dropping close to $55K a year for your kid to go there, finding out they are taking a class about butt seks may be something that affects your blood pressure, and plays into my conviction that today’s college education ain’t worth the cost anymore.

My advice to the young today is to learn a trade and get some real work ethics, and avoid college unless they are actually paying for a degree that will return on the investment. I think it is becoming pretty obvious that working hard, especially when you are offering a service that will not be obsoleted, offshored, or outsourced, is far more of a guarantor of success and decent income than the accrual of huge debt and a piece of paper for a fluff degree. And as more people wise up to this reality, things are going to change. In the meantime, pine for the butt seks classes and the lost opportunities.

The Ivy league ain’t what it used to be.

Check your privilidge, retards.

Nobody can say stupid shit like a leftist preaching their dogma, and one of the champions at making ludicrous and idiotic claims is Black Jesus. For example, when he, at a $32K per plate fund raiser told his audience that the GOP is the party of the ultra-rich. I am sure all the poor homeless people and regular blue collar workers attending that rump all empathized with his bullshit.

Insane and stupid leftard narrative uber alles!

My meat’s worth more than that!

Some idiot got caught with the wrong meat in their pants:

CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. (AP) – A New York supermarket employee has been accused of leaving the store with $1,200 worth of meat hidden in his pants.

State police say Gregory Rodriguez, of Ossining, is charged with fourth-degree grand larceny.

Rodriguez works at the A&P in Croton-on-Hudson. Police were called Monday about the theft. Rodriguez was arrested Tuesday.

Don’t know about you, but my meat’s worth more than a measly $1200. Get a chatting…

Canadian bacon, pineapple, extra cheese, and your balls – to go.

Forget some fast food douchebag spitting in your food: Piss them off, and have them rub their junk on your pie:

SEPTEMBER 16—Angered that a customer called in a pizza order right before closing time, a Texas teenager allegedly rubbed his genitals on the patron’s pie as he prepared the takeout order, police allege.

Brent Bradley told cops that when he arrived at Papa Murphy’s pizza in Georgetown, a city 25 miles north of Austin, he spotted worker Austin Michael Symonds “rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered,” according to a criminal complaint detailing the September 2 incident.

When confronted by the customer–who was there to pick up a large stuffed pie with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and extra cheese–the 18-year-old Symonds immediately apologized. “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid,” Symonds said, according to the complaint.

Bradley then asked Symonds how old he was. After the teenager answered that he was 18, Bradley said, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.” “Yes,” said Symonds.

In a recorded call with a store manager the following day, Symonds reportedly copped to adding the unwanted topping. Symonds again apologized, adding that he “did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time.”

I guess this idiot figured extra cheese meant extra Frumunda cheese. For those of you not gifted with the Paisano gene like me, Frumunda cheese is “Cheese from unda da ballz”.

By request: Obama destroys US – Collectivists compare Boosh to Hitler

While Obama and the band of thieves collectively referred to as the democratic party are destroying the country at a harrowing pace – and have no doubt that Obama is doing the same things the left went bat shit about when Boosh was doing them, only Obama is doing this on steroids, but getting a pass – it should not surprise anyone that shit like this is being pushed by the usual suspects:

A D.C. public school gave a sixth grade class a homework assignment that required students to draw comparisons between former President George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler.

The assignment was given out this week at McKinley Tech Middle School in Northeast and has angered at least one parent who complained about the homework.

A copy of the assignment, made by the parent, instructs students to draw examples from two texts they were assigned and to fill in a Venn diagram with similarities and differences between the two men.

“Now that we have read about two men of power who abused their power in various ways, we will compare and contrast them and their actions. Please refer to your texts, ‘Fighting Hitler — A Holocaust Story’ and ‘Bush: Iraq War Justified Despite No WMD’ to compare and contrast former President George W. Bush and Hitler. We will use this in class tomorrow for an activity!” reads the text at the top of the assignment.

If you were inclined to believe the bullshit that this was an exercise to just compare abuse of power, they should have picked Obama. The downright depraved and criminal behavior by this administration has engaged in makes Boosh’s presidency look real good in comparison. Of course, the agenda is to fill the mush heads minds with the belief things are otherwise. The left is desperate to rewrite history, and now doubly so, to provide cover for what is the most corrupt administration to have held power in my lifetime, and just like with everything else, the agenda is to blame Boosh.

A more apt comparison to Hitler would be Obama, and that’s for sure. Both have the same socialist bend in spades, believing that a big all-powerful government run by a strongman, leading the charge and favoring the connected few, is the answer to all the country’s problems. The only thing they have that comes to me immediately as a difference, is that Hitler thought his people and country where the best, and Obama pretends that’s what he believes while acting always to prove that he stands for the contrary.

US Tax payer’s money at use. Shit like this compare Boosh to Hitler nonsense, especially in the age of Obama, whom is a far better fit when you want to discuss criminal behavior and abuse of power, makes dumb shit like this, look like a wise investment.

Fuck you pricks…

Let me start by admitting that yes, I am a diehard Redskins fan. Been one since I saw my first live football game back at the age of 12 in the old RFK stadium. Stuck with the team through thick and thin and even though I had no other reason than that’s the first team I chose to root for. I have always loved the team name and logo, and seen it as actually honoring the Native American tradition. Nobody names their team a pejorative name. You pick a name that gives you pride and reflect fighting spirit.

I never heard anyone say they wanted to root for the “New York Pansies” or the “Denver Snow Bunnies”, which is where I am seeing the PC crowd drive this derailed train towards. You want something fierce and reflective of your pride in that, so I never, ever, understood the idiots that implied the Redskins name was something other than a positive. Maybe I have lived a secluded life, but the Native Americans I know and have had the opportunity to discuss the issue with have to a man told me that that they never understood the problem the white man has with this team name. In fact, one of my good buddies told me that he felt the whole thing had nothing to do with red skin, and everything to do with green paper with dead white presidents on it, and I can’t argue with that wisdom.

Well, our litigious victimhood society seems to want to address an ill that’s not there, and some people, the same ones that always seem to be behind all these grievances, have again stood up to make assholes out of themselves. Political correctness is a fucking cancer on our society. Even worse is the insanity by these leftists that think they are doing something good or noble here, because they are not. What’s next? Some old marm says she doesn’t like the name “Miami Heat”, because she thinks that is a secret reference to S&M sex, the donkeys all see another opportunity to PC grandstand, and that team will have to change their name?

Rediculous. “Hail to the Redskins!”

Egyptian military cures AIDS!

No, seriously, I am not kidding, these bozos are making the claim that they have cured AIDS:

More than 36 million people worldwide have died from the AIDS virus across the globe, and another 35.3 million are currently living with the disease.

But they no longer have any reason to worry. The Egyptian Army has defeated the disease.

And Hepatitis-C.

Or so claimed Egyptian Gen. Dr. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, chief of the medical branch. “We defeated AIDS, and rest assured, we defeated AIDS,” Abdel-Atti said Sunday at a press conference.

“And indeed,” he said, according to a translation provided by Egyptian protest group We Are All Khaled Said. “I conquered AIDS with the blessings of my Lord, glory to him, with a rate of 100%.”

The country’s military leader Gen. Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi and President Adly Mansour were present at the conference, according to an official statement.

I wonder if the cure is terminal.

And with a military leader with the name “el-Sissi” you wonder if they all aren’t gonna end up with AIDS. I know, bad joke, but I couldn’t help it. Maybe Sebelious is taking her queues on Obamacare from these people?

Psychic Phenomena, Ghosts… Bigfoot.

That title is one of my favorite quotes, and it comes from the movie “Final Destination 5″, where the FBI agent is interviewing the main protagonist about his vision of impending death on a collapsing bridge, getting some people that then start mysteriously dying, one by one, off the bridge before the collapse, and not buying the story. The FBI agent suspects terrorism, but is not aware that the nemesis is actually death on a killing spree, as is the premise behind all these Final Destination flicks. Queue a real life Bigfoot hunting related shooting:

By FOX NEWS – An apparent hunt for Bigfoot in the woods of Oklahoma went wrong after a man reportedly heard a “barking noise,” turned around and shot his friend in the back, police say.

One of the men told authorities they were hunting for the mythical beast in the woods of Rogers County Saturday night.

What I want to know is if the incident was preceded by the famous words “Hold my beer and watch this” that always seems to be part of these escapades. Shooting Bigfoot, pfftt. Every respectable Bigfoot hunter knows that Bigfoot is really Aunt Bunny

Goonie Goo Goo!