Tag: stupid is as stupid does

From powerful feminist agitator to I am a victim!

Man, the left is apoplectic because the evil and wicked witch lost the election to the guy they made fun of and felt was the easy win. Things have gotten real crazy for these idiots. You have daily stories of people throwing tantrums and acting out because reality decided to tell the left to fuck off. So in case you missed it, Kathy Griffin earlier this week handed the republican party the best campaign adds for the 2020 elections. Yeah, the same Kathy Griffin that made a huge deal about how evil Sarah Palin was because of some crosshairs on some add leading to people shooting people, thought it was comedy to decapitate the elected president. Now before I go on with this post, I want to say that this is not about what she did, but about the hypocrisy of the left. I will defend Griffin’s right to be a cunt, and have done so before. I believe in freedom of speech, especially when the things being said are controversial. What I however do not forgive these people for is the double standards.

When douchebag like Griffin come out and rip into Palin and the right for something that is such a fucking bullshit stretch, and then pull this sort of a stunt thinking it gives them lefty creds, all we see is how craven and wrong the left is. One set of rules for them and another for the rest of us. Of course, the usual dnc operatives with bylines did their best to make the story go away, but it didn’t. But it didn’t go away. And I will admit that I kind of enjoy the fact that a traditional lefty tactic of fucking the ability of people they disagree with to make a living, as a means of extortion, played itself out without anyone needing to push for it. So how did the strong feminist Griffin respond to here douchebaggery gone wrong? As every strong new age leftist feminist that I have seen act when they land in deep shit, this loser resorted to playing the victim. Mean white guys are hurting her feelings!

Fuck me, the left has gone full retard. And as we all know, from the words of the immortal character Kirk Lazarus playing Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback said: you never go full retard.

It was YOUR fault I lost!

This woman is priceless, and as it was with the case of Algore being blocked from stealing the 2000 election with an army of lawyers and and a complicit Florida Supreme Court, every time they open their mouth it becomes more and more obvious what a bullet this country dodged. Clinton is out there now blaming the DNC, the Media, and everyone else for her loss.

This shit is too freaking easy. It’s the fault of the DNC? Really? the same DNC that helped her rig the primaries against Bernie? I mean, yeah the DNC is a corrupt bunch of shitbags and all that, but they know how to do criminal real well. they did get her past a primary where someone where her baggage should have been the first to have gone under.

And what is with blaming the media? Is she talking about the DNC operatives with bylines that dropped any and all allusions to objectivity and purposefully lied and covered for her in things ranging from the massive list of criminal security act violations caused by her private server used to hide the selling of influence for political favors to the terrible job she did as SEC State and otherwise? Or is she pissed that they didn’t push the “I am woman hear me roar!” nonsense of a coat tail rider with a resume that is about as thin as the one Obama had that never accomplished anything on her own and has the charisma of a dead frog? The media that colluded and continues to collude with the Obama administration to undermine an elected president through a campaign of lies and fabrications in the hopes of deflecting from the revelation that Obama had the intelligence world spy on political enemies of the left? That media?

And last but not least, let us not forget those deplorables. How fucking dare they feel that the globalist marxist agenda of our insufferable, incapable, and inept credentialed elite class, despite the fact that it was fucking them in the ass, allowed them to vote against those elites, huh? Don’t these serfs know their place and that they should have just jumped on the bandwagon to vote for her just so they could say they voted for the first female president, even though she was unqualified and dangerous? i mean, shit, they did it for Obama and he royally fucked the planet over, but hey, history and the narrative!

Yeah, sure. Clinton lost because of everyone else and not because she was a horrible candidate and a corrupt and despicable people, and for once the American people had the good fortune of someone circumventing the apparatus put in place by the left to hide these things from them.

Stay classy Shillary! If there is any justice in the world you will either be making license plates next to Obama, but more likely than not, you can glom onto a big scam like Algore did and make billions peddling nonsense to frightened idiots that think the most inept class of people on the planet are the only ones that can save them from a fake apocalypse.

You can’t make this level of idiocy up, man

On this day where the collectivists celebrate the triumph of their murderous ideology – over 120 million killed and billions imprisoned in hell – there is bound to be so much stupidity making rounds that one would feel lost trying to find what to deal with, but then you run into gems like this one:

In an interview with “The New Yorker Radio Hour” broadcast over the weekend, CNN president Jeff Zucker derided Fox News as a propaganda outlet for the Trump administration, while claiming his own network was the only cable news outlet broadcasting “the truth.”

Asked for his assessment of the cable news landscape in the era of President Trump, Zucker began his reply by saying: “Obviously Fox News is, uh,” then paused for more than 11 seconds. “So, look, there’s three cable news networks. Certainly in primetime and in the morning, Fox is state-run TV and is extolling the line out of the White House.”

A spokeswoman for Fox did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

The people that spent 8 years sucking Obama’s cock, then all but sold their dignity to try and push a lame and corrupt woman whose accomplishments all are negative unless they are whitewashed or made up whole cloth, over the finish line, now suddenly feel the game is rigged?

This is the response Fox News should give these idiots:

Here is the LSM projecting on others

Here is the LSM projecting on others

Someone got it…

I bet you in the future, that’s exactly how they will react to these tantrums..

The jokes write themselves…

People like this idiot that report a fucking treaty signed by an idiot whose presidency should go down in history as the most destructive and idiotic one to hit America in a century, are the ones today that basically encompass the media machine that is all angry that Hillary isn’t walking away with the presidential election this year.

Ron Allen was reporting from the White House, where President Obama spoke to the media about the agreement being ratified by the required number of nations.

When President Obama wrapped up his speech, Allen started speaking and tied the agreement to the current hurricane barreling towards Florida.

‘It’s very interesting that this is happening on a day when there’s a hurricane bearing down on the United States and in the Caribbean because these severe storms, beach erosions, intense weather episodes that we’ve had is perhaps the most practical sample of what the president was talking about as the threat that the planet faces,’ Allen said.

He went on to say that the agreement, which encourages nations to reduce their carbon emissions, ‘is designed to stop’ storms like Hurricane Matthew.

I particularly liked the tweet about this idiotic statement having as much validity as someone claiming Amazon will use unicorns to deliver their goods. Liberalism is about fantasy and myths more than anything grounded in any form of facts or reality. Unfortunately for humanity, most of the time they get away with saying the stupid shit they say to prop up their failed ideology because it isn’t blatantly obvious to most people that they are talking out of their ass like it was in this case.

Fucking morons.

Teacher tries to get students to feel math, and gets in trouble

Say what you want, but I have constantly had arguments with morons, practically always leftists twits, about why the educational establishment has had to dumb down and politicize education – meaning turning everything that now passes for teaching into a pro-marxism lesson – because according to them, kids today have trouble associating what little they still teach them with their life experiences, and thus cant relate. Queue a teacher that decided to make it real. From the article:

This teacher gets a D- in racial sensitivity and an F in common sense.

A teacher at an Alabama middle school has been placed on administrative leave after it was discovered she distributed a questionable math quiz last Friday to her students that referenced gang-related activities like drive-by shootings, cocaine and prostitution.

According to parents of kids at Cranford Burns Middle School in Mobile, the students were shocked after reading questions like these:

“Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?”

“Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?”

Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day crack habit?

Parent Erica Hall told NBC affiliate WPMI that she was outraged to find out that longtime Language Arts teacher JoAnne Bolser would hand such inappropriate content out to her son’s eighth grade class.

Say what you want, but I bet if these morons want to keep using the argument that education problems should reflect real life problems, then this teacher was doing them a favor. About the only question I found problematic was the one about Dwayne, and that is because it doesn’t factor in the cost of the ho’s crack habit Dwayne as a good pimp is sure to pay for. Know what I am saying?

It’s cool this shit comes out of Hollywood I guess, but when we do it in school, on advice from people that tell us we should be doing this sort of thing since real life examples help kids learn better, we get drama. And why was there no questions about busting caps in someone’s ass in that test, huh?

BOATS and HOS!

Do you miss that cowboy yet?

The Telegraph has an article titled “Why should we take advice from a president who has surrendered the world to chaos?“. I am surprised the media is finally admitting that the bulk of the people that used to believe Obama was going to save the planet now see that Obama has been a crappy POTUS and has done more harm to world stability than any president in my lifetime, including Jimmy Carter and the left’s Boogaboo GWB. Obama is nothing more than a community organizer, and a lousy one at that because his ego gets in the way, and we are all going to suffer long and hard because of the damage he and his administration – including the criminal old woman running on the premise that it his her turn because her plumbing is on the inside – have wrought.

Diplomacy in the age of Obama

When a friend sent me this link and I read the article, I thought I was looking at an Onion piece of humor. From the WaPo link:

Secretary of State John Kerry is in Paris after the White House apologized for not sending a high-ranking official to a massive unity rally after the terrorist attacks there.

And he brought a friend by the name of James Taylor.

And James Taylor sang “You got a friend” to the Cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys.

I guess it could have been worse: they could have sent Kerry to France with an iPod full of Obama speeches.

Calling the shit coming out of this WH amateur hour is an insult to amateurs. Remember these fuckwads telling us how bad Boosh was at foreign policy? Yeah, well, they make the stupid shit Boosh did look like pure genius these days.

You can’t make this level of stupid up. You just can’t. For those that have still not wizened up, Obama’s fundamentally changed America is basically a fucking shithole run by incompetent and stupid fucks that rob the productive blind.

Maybe they should send Dolly Parton to Moscow to sing for Putin or something. Them big titties might mellow the guy out!

Sheesh.

Remember that if someone had done a parody like this about these bozos, we would all be hearing that it was done because the producer was a racist/evil bastard. But there they go doing it in real life. Priceless.

This guy took over from Carl Sagan?

Seriously, you can’t make up the stupid shit some really educated people believe in. Here is the guy that narrated and ruined the latest and heavily progressively slanted incarnation of what was one of my favorite scientific documentaries making the case that the driving force behind nature – natural selection – somehow must only apply to this planet, and if any species in question somehow develops more intelligence, they will suddenly no longer be subject to that natural law.

I got my degree from a liberal college for sure

Neil degrease Tyson Doesn’t understand Natural Selection

Yeah, sure. You have been watching too much Star Trek TNG, dude. These fucking progressive idiots sometimes really, really make me wonder if they understand science at all. You think civilizations will spend the inordinate amount of resources it will take to travel through the vast distances of space just to explore it and to look down on other lesser developed civilizations and ask the questions idiots like Tyson thinks they will?

I firmly believe that any aliens that puts in the effort to come here will come here to farm the resources, including the 6 or more billion idiots that now are occupying the real estate they want. Fuck, they are far more likely to be motived by something negative (Predator?) than anything positive, because if they are anything like the progressives in their beliefs, the bulk of their wealth would be squandered on slackers that just suck at the government’s teat and they wouldn’t even be able to do simple things like build anything of worth because of insane fringe entities that are anti-progress. People better get that shit straight or they are going to really be fucked when some space fairing race shows up to harvest us all….

When people show you their worst..

I would have usually cracked a joke and told people involved in stories like this to just go commando, but these ladies might be better off with granny panties anyway, if not a burqua. Hey CM, ever participated in one of these panty brawls? I heard SO and S8 bring popcorn and lawn chairs to these events anyway.

Thanksgiving and the shopping extravaganzas that happen after that remind me why I have so little faith in people, and especially the ones ranting the hardest for idiotic things like social justice when you then find them behaving like this for junk probably manufactured in China by slave labor.