People like this idiot that report a fucking treaty signed by an idiot whose presidency should go down in history as the most destructive and idiotic one to hit America in a century, are the ones today that basically encompass the media machine that is all angry that Hillary isn’t walking away with the presidential election this year.
Ron Allen was reporting from the White House, where President Obama spoke to the media about the agreement being ratified by the required number of nations.
When President Obama wrapped up his speech, Allen started speaking and tied the agreement to the current hurricane barreling towards Florida.
‘It’s very interesting that this is happening on a day when there’s a hurricane bearing down on the United States and in the Caribbean because these severe storms, beach erosions, intense weather episodes that we’ve had is perhaps the most practical sample of what the president was talking about as the threat that the planet faces,’ Allen said.
He went on to say that the agreement, which encourages nations to reduce their carbon emissions, ‘is designed to stop’ storms like Hurricane Matthew.
I particularly liked the tweet about this idiotic statement having as much validity as someone claiming Amazon will use unicorns to deliver their goods. Liberalism is about fantasy and myths more than anything grounded in any form of facts or reality. Unfortunately for humanity, most of the time they get away with saying the stupid shit they say to prop up their failed ideology because it isn’t blatantly obvious to most people that they are talking out of their ass like it was in this case.
Say what you want, but I have constantly had arguments with morons, practically always leftists twits, about why the educational establishment has had to dumb down and politicize education – meaning turning everything that now passes for teaching into a pro-marxism lesson – because according to them, kids today have trouble associating what little they still teach them with their life experiences, and thus cant relate. Queue a teacher that decided to make it real. From the article:
This teacher gets a D- in racial sensitivity and an F in common sense.
A teacher at an Alabama middle school has been placed on administrative leave after it was discovered she distributed a questionable math quiz last Friday to her students that referenced gang-related activities like drive-by shootings, cocaine and prostitution.
According to parents of kids at Cranford Burns Middle School in Mobile, the students were shocked after reading questions like these:
“Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?”
“Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?”
Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day crack habit?
Parent Erica Hall told NBC affiliate WPMI that she was outraged to find out that longtime Language Arts teacher JoAnne Bolser would hand such inappropriate content out to her son’s eighth grade class.
Say what you want, but I bet if these morons want to keep using the argument that education problems should reflect real life problems, then this teacher was doing them a favor. About the only question I found problematic was the one about Dwayne, and that is because it doesn’t factor in the cost of the ho’s crack habit Dwayne as a good pimp is sure to pay for. Know what I am saying?
It’s cool this shit comes out of Hollywood I guess, but when we do it in school, on advice from people that tell us we should be doing this sort of thing since real life examples help kids learn better, we get drama. And why was there no questions about busting caps in someone’s ass in that test, huh?
BOATS and HOS!
The Telegraph has an article titled “Why should we take advice from a president who has surrendered the world to chaos?“. I am surprised the media is finally admitting that the bulk of the people that used to believe Obama was going to save the planet now see that Obama has been a crappy POTUS and has done more harm to world stability than any president in my lifetime, including Jimmy Carter and the left’s Boogaboo GWB. Obama is nothing more than a community organizer, and a lousy one at that because his ego gets in the way, and we are all going to suffer long and hard because of the damage he and his administration – including the criminal old woman running on the premise that it his her turn because her plumbing is on the inside – have wrought.
When a friend sent me this link and I read the article, I thought I was looking at an Onion piece of humor. From the WaPo link:
Secretary of State John Kerry is in Paris after the White House apologized for not sending a high-ranking official to a massive unity rally after the terrorist attacks there.
And he brought a friend by the name of James Taylor.
And James Taylor sang “You got a friend” to the Cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys.
I guess it could have been worse: they could have sent Kerry to France with an iPod full of Obama speeches.
Calling the shit coming out of this WH amateur hour is an insult to amateurs. Remember these fuckwads telling us how bad Boosh was at foreign policy? Yeah, well, they make the stupid shit Boosh did look like pure genius these days.
You can’t make this level of stupid up. You just can’t. For those that have still not wizened up, Obama’s fundamentally changed America is basically a fucking shithole run by incompetent and stupid fucks that rob the productive blind.
Maybe they should send Dolly Parton to Moscow to sing for Putin or something. Them big titties might mellow the guy out!
Remember that if someone had done a parody like this about these bozos, we would all be hearing that it was done because the producer was a racist/evil bastard. But there they go doing it in real life. Priceless.
Seriously, you can’t make up the stupid shit some really educated people believe in. Here is the guy that narrated and ruined the latest and heavily progressively slanted incarnation of what was one of my favorite scientific documentaries making the case that the driving force behind nature – natural selection – somehow must only apply to this planet, and if any species in question somehow develops more intelligence, they will suddenly no longer be subject to that natural law.
Neil degrease Tyson Doesn’t understand Natural Selection
Yeah, sure. You have been watching too much Star Trek TNG, dude. These fucking progressive idiots sometimes really, really make me wonder if they understand science at all. You think civilizations will spend the inordinate amount of resources it will take to travel through the vast distances of space just to explore it and to look down on other lesser developed civilizations and ask the questions idiots like Tyson thinks they will?
I firmly believe that any aliens that puts in the effort to come here will come here to farm the resources, including the 6 or more billion idiots that now are occupying the real estate they want. Fuck, they are far more likely to be motived by something negative (Predator?) than anything positive, because if they are anything like the progressives in their beliefs, the bulk of their wealth would be squandered on slackers that just suck at the government’s teat and they wouldn’t even be able to do simple things like build anything of worth because of insane fringe entities that are anti-progress. People better get that shit straight or they are going to really be fucked when some space fairing race shows up to harvest us all….
I would have usually cracked a joke and told people involved in stories like this to just go commando, but these ladies might be better off with granny panties anyway, if not a burqua. Hey CM, ever participated in one of these panty brawls? I heard SO and S8 bring popcorn and lawn chairs to these events anyway.
Thanksgiving and the shopping extravaganzas that happen after that remind me why I have so little faith in people, and especially the ones ranting the hardest for idiotic things like social justice when you then find them behaving like this for junk probably manufactured in China by slave labor.
A new study claims scientists have discovered a virus that makes humans more stupid. I think the study should have looked at liberals and tried to figure out how many of them were infected by this virus and others like it. That would have been important information to learn.
Let’s level set and get something out of the way here before I go on my rant about how Harvard now has an anal sex 101 class it will offer, and while I love the idea – because the chicks attending that class are going to be easy and game for some anal. Sure the risk is that the class will be full of dudes that are into this stuff, and believe me as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body I empathize with gays, but bagging even one of these freaky chicks can be entertaining – this is just wrong on so many levels.
I have always felt that college was the only major expense where the majority of Americans partaking attempt to actually get the least return for their huge investment. Partying hard, last I checked, when you are plopping down tens of thousands of dollars a year, while avoiding as much of the work as you can get away with – especially when you already pick out a one of the many fluff degrees these esteemed institutions still charge an arm and a leg for so you can avoid real work – appears to be the experience of practically all college attendees, with a few exceptions. When you have a masters degree program with some 450 students in it, and only 3 of us are not from some other country, you know that’s a degree you got to bust your ass for. The people at the bar every night of the week, and home only because they had no money to go there, prove my point.
This phenomenon of avoiding work seems to be even worse today. Way too many of these colleges and universities have dumbed down their curricula on top of that. Paying a lot of money, or worse, hocking your future by accruing anywhere from $50-150K in student loan debt for degrees that will never pay back that investment in the first place, seems like an insane exercise to me. Harvard ain’t cheap. When you are dropping close to $55K a year for your kid to go there, finding out they are taking a class about butt seks may be something that affects your blood pressure, and plays into my conviction that today’s college education ain’t worth the cost anymore.
My advice to the young today is to learn a trade and get some real work ethics, and avoid college unless they are actually paying for a degree that will return on the investment. I think it is becoming pretty obvious that working hard, especially when you are offering a service that will not be obsoleted, offshored, or outsourced, is far more of a guarantor of success and decent income than the accrual of huge debt and a piece of paper for a fluff degree. And as more people wise up to this reality, things are going to change. In the meantime, pine for the butt seks classes and the lost opportunities.
The Ivy league ain’t what it used to be.
Nobody can say stupid shit like a leftist preaching their dogma, and one of the champions at making ludicrous and idiotic claims is Black Jesus. For example, when he, at a $32K per plate fund raiser told his audience that the GOP is the party of the ultra-rich. I am sure all the poor homeless people and regular blue collar workers attending that rump all empathized with his bullshit.
Insane and stupid leftard narrative uber alles!
Some idiot got caught with the wrong meat in their pants:
CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. (AP) – A New York supermarket employee has been accused of leaving the store with $1,200 worth of meat hidden in his pants.
State police say Gregory Rodriguez, of Ossining, is charged with fourth-degree grand larceny.
Rodriguez works at the A&P in Croton-on-Hudson. Police were called Monday about the theft. Rodriguez was arrested Tuesday.
Don’t know about you, but my meat’s worth more than a measly $1200. Get a chatting…