Tag: Republican Zombie Defense

The 99% Zombie Killers

As sites like Ebay, Craigslist, and Amazon Marketplace can attest, folks will buy and sell pretty much anything not nailed down. As a free market guy myself, the unfettered ability to hawk stuff, to find a demand for goods you got access to, and price your stuff for the soul purpose of crushing the competition, that is true Americana (now I’m getting all weepy). If those entrepreneurial souls can make a buck selling OWS T shits and tote bags, clearly this market is untapped. So, what is good prog capitalist to do?

A NSFW warning on that video attached. Yes, a group from that sanctimonious party who keeps reminding us how civilized, evolved, educated, tolerant, more scientifically prone, and compassionate they are has created a video and merchandise where Republicans are murdered in the most horrific ways, but it’s all for a good cause,namely to keep those zombie Republicans out of the White House. So for the cost of a T shirt you too can do you part and keep the mayhem going.

The creator of this site and the idea of fighting Republican zombies is that same assclown that came with FCKH8.com , which I’ve posted on before.

The good news is that even dopey progs still value capitalism and look for opportunities to make money, but it’s not all greed, a portion of the proceeds go to “fund live zombie protests of Republican candidates”, does this mean that we can look forward to zombies interrupting the Republican debates, or the Republican convention? Sounds like it.

I know, we can’t prove that Obama, Wasserman Shultz, or Pelosi is behind this (Nancy would make a good zombie), and no sweeping pronouncements or broad brush condemnations are made here, the lunatic fringe at work, I get it.

But if big bucks can be made in this venue, I bet a young enterprising Republican can come up with a better idea, wittier, more nuanced, and more insulting to those hope and change sheeple that prefer the protection and care that big government affords them.