Tag: racy commercials

Premature What?

Some heady topics of late, but most of our legal scholars aren’t biting. It appears that I’m going to have to lower the bar a bit,how low? I’m donning my shades, raincoat, and alternative ID, we will now enter the salacious world of kimpost perversion. Check out this Brit commercial hawking some anti perspiration spray…………holy cow:

What a difference the Atlantic Ocean makes. How many subliminal grabs did you spot? What does hot lesbian make out sessions have to do with deodorant spray? It got you hot, didn’t it? This poor girl can’t make up her mind what outfit to wear, are all English girls this flighty? You have spanking the horny monkey, the thorough pole cleaning, the rack splitting split milk, the absolutely horrible job she did washing that car, oh, and nice pom poms.

For all the material those Euro weenies give us with the hoidy toidy attitudes, their cluelessness about creeping Sharia, and the condescension about our debt problems, they sure do have us beat wrt topical and provocative commercials. Folks, it’s only jiggling breasts, don’t get all constipated.