Tag: Phillip McCraken

Tragedy strikes, but with a name like that…

Not a fan of NASCAR, but I have always told people that Dick Trickle – what an f-ing name, huh? – was the man I would root for if I was into that stuff. So I am saddened to find out that there will not be any more Dick Trickle jokes without making fun of the dead. Guess it is time to find me a new favorite sport’s name.

Anyone know some people with real messed up names I can now make the butt of my jokes? I heard CM once considered changing his name to Balls McSplooge, but that’s just a vicious and unfounded rumor, I bet. I do have to admit to knowing a fella called Phillip McCraken, and to telling him his parents were some real mean mofos for naming him Phillip with that kind of last name.