Tag: Office Space

Now that’s a retirement plan!

In this day and age where Social Security is threading water and soon to drown in red ink, the stock market returns on 401(K)s is still anemic and down a bit, union bosses are spending their member’s money buying special favors from politicians instead of properly funding the member’s retirement plans, and the economy is out of control, some people are taking matters into their own hands. Anyway, that’s the spin I am putting on this story, which happened in the San Fran area – this guy look like a nice leftist hippy in that picture, or what – so Sammy and his attorneys can start looking at possible defenses. He probably should have gone bigger. Better yet, he should have joined some government somewhere and taken more money. He would then likely then have qualified as a white collar criminal and gone to one of them country club prisons. Now he is doomed to end up in, to steal a quote from the movie “Office Space” Federal “Pound me in the ass prison”. With that long hair he is sure to make someone all excited to have him as a roommate.