Tag: ninja garb

Where Does He Keep The Bazooka?

Who doesn’t like ninjas? Not only are they stealthy and quiet, they can kick your ass 6 ways from Sunday, but they get to wear black pj’s with slippers all the time. And today’s ninja gets to carry some pretty assume weapons as well:

I like that tornado switch but I would have been more impressed if there was a side compartment to store a pastrami on rye with a diet peach Snapple. Nice array of ammunition (thousand round clip, guy must be a bad shot), just don’t sit on your shurikens. I wonder what David Carradine would think of this. I still prefer the old standby, an Hattori Hanzo sword, but this looks fun to.