Tag: Nicolas Sarkozy

Next Time, Mr. President, Just Bring A Fruit Basket

Why do the Obama’s hate the French? Could it be that since both have taken office, Sarkozy has acted more American and Obama has acted more French like?

Consensus might point to a giddy president, overseas, out of arm’s swing, just basking in the news that the leading GOP contenders are mud wrestling with each other, lending credence that Obama is always above the fray. But those that have been paying any attention at all can marvel at Obama’s ability to step on his junk, even when nobody’s watching.

This week the president is over in Cannes, France attending the latest G20 summit. We all remember how dazzling he was at last years summit, where nobody was particularly impressed with his self imposed awesomeness:

Europe spurns Obama’s plea for more spending
President Obama wants to slow Europe’s headlong rush to austerity. But right now he looks like little more than a speed bump for the cutback crowd.

Yeah, the rest of the world has already figured out that all that Keynesian stuff doesn’t work, but he keeps trying.

So this year, he thought a new approach was warranted, good on him, and nothing like insulting your host endears yourself to the group:

President Obama came, he saw, he insulted.

“Obama insults Sarkozy,” blared the headline on one French website, taking umbrage at Mr. Obama’s wayward remark at the G20 summit here about the physical appearance of French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Mr. Obama thought he was making a gentle joke about Mr. Sarkozy, host of the summit, when he congratulated Mr. Sarkozy and wife Carla Bruni on the birth of their baby daughter on Oct. 19. Instead, Mr. Obama caused a minor international incident.

This diplomacy stuff is harder then giving a toast to the Queen of England.

Making a joke at the little guy’s expense, how original, what? no guy in a wheelchair you can push over?

And Michelle is no better, she don’t take a hankering to anyone upstaging her by flashing a pretty face:

Maybe tomorrow our president can walk over and give Angela Merkel a titty twist.

This Could Have Been Ugly

Say what you will about our first lady, but she has cat like quickness ( the dirty little WH secret is that she can take Barry to the hoop all day long), but here she gets the hair and the dress:

Bravo, and thanks for sparing the rest of us. I, for one, am glad I did not get a gander at her Malcom X marks the spot undies.

And is that Camilla behind the pres.? What, no gaudy hat? and you call yourself British.

Last year we saw a pick of Obama ogling some nice Spanish butts with Sarkozy. Now, he is trying to look down the queen’s dress, what’s up with that?

And that guard is really ticking me off, I thought I was the only one that had a pair of those boots.

The good news is that Obama does not have a champagne glass in his hand, from now on the only toast he will be giving is ,“Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store”.