No Foreskins Allowed

I’m out for the day, officiating a challengers tournament in Sacramento, but I’ll leave you with this:

I’m trying to envision a similar ad from the Mormons or the Baptists, I don’t think it would be as compelling. How about a Muslim ad where the guy does a Jackie Chan shoulder roll to grab and cover some exposed ankles? You get to go to the “Muslim love” website and select form one of these:

Guaranteed virgins, otherwise, they would have been stoned to death already.

But you have to admire the Jews, dodging rockets and suicide bombers, they still get the finer things in life, like a hand bikini, Shalom.