Tag: insane in the membrane

He must have thought the McRib was back…

Cause the dude had a knife in his back, and still went to Mickey Ds first according to the link.

The victim was stabbed in the back, but managed to walk down the block and into the restaurant, witnesses said. “I heard everybody screaming and it was a lot of commotion,” witness Tromaine Yancey told CBS 2′s Don Champion. “The guy came and he was standing there with a knife in his back and it was a kitchen knife.”

Investigators said minutes earlier, witnesses saw several men fighting on the street corner. “He was on the phone, I’m pretty sure he was on the phone talking to somebody in his family or a loved one or something, he was talking to them and telling them it might be the last time he’s speaking to them,” Yancey said.

They must have forgot to mention that he was disappointed not to find the McRib on the menu. When youg gotta have it, you know…

Egyptian military cures AIDS!

No, seriously, I am not kidding, these bozos are making the claim that they have cured AIDS:

More than 36 million people worldwide have died from the AIDS virus across the globe, and another 35.3 million are currently living with the disease.

But they no longer have any reason to worry. The Egyptian Army has defeated the disease.

And Hepatitis-C.

Or so claimed Egyptian Gen. Dr. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, chief of the medical branch. “We defeated AIDS, and rest assured, we defeated AIDS,” Abdel-Atti said Sunday at a press conference.

“And indeed,” he said, according to a translation provided by Egyptian protest group We Are All Khaled Said. “I conquered AIDS with the blessings of my Lord, glory to him, with a rate of 100%.”

The country’s military leader Gen. Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi and President Adly Mansour were present at the conference, according to an official statement.

I wonder if the cure is terminal.

And with a military leader with the name “el-Sissi” you wonder if they all aren’t gonna end up with AIDS. I know, bad joke, but I couldn’t help it. Maybe Sebelious is taking her queues on Obamacare from these people?

If she is really a slut, does the apology still have to be made?

The Thug-town Tribune article titled “Bank of America mailer refers to recipient as ‘slut’“, which disucsses some San Fran writer getting a credit card offer with the name ‘Lisa Is a Slut McIntire’, prompted BOA to issue an apology. I am left wondering if that apology is needed if Lisa really is a slut, though. From the article:

“Lisa Is a Slut McIntire, you’ve earned this special offer,” the mailer said in bold letters, in a Visa credit card offer that the letter said was tied to McIntire’s membership in the Golden Key International Honour Society. A spokeswoman for Bank of America told The Times that she would look into the situation.

Earlier, the bank tweeted at McIntire: “We’re incredibly sorry this happened and are researching now so we can take the appropriate action. We’ll follow up with you ASAP.”

McIntire, a former deputy communications director for one of California Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom’s campaigns, laughed a little in describing the mailer, which was sent to her mother’s home in Menlo Park. But she said she was “dying to know” how the phrasing got in the mail.

Maybe it is because of Newsom. Who knows? We are dealing with people from Freak town USA here. I don’t know, but in the scheme of all the other real ugly shit going on, this story just doesn’t make me feel anything but sad.

No law and/or ban will stop crazy and/or evil from doing what they want.

Holy f-ing cow! While I still believe the revelation is just speculation at this time, it looks like our crazy mass murderer decided to kill those innocent people because he was worried about being committed.

NEWTOWN, Conn. – The gunman who slaughtered 20 children and six adults at a Connecticut elementary school may have snapped because his mother was planning to commit him to a psychiatric facility, according to a lifelong resident of the area who was familiar with the killer’s family and several of the victims’ families.

So, let me get this straight. Mom decides the kid is bonkers and needs to be locked up, and he snaps and kills her, then kills a bunch of other people. No law or firearm ban in the world would have fucking stopped someone this insane from committing harm out of anger once they snapped. Anyone pretending otherwise is desperately stupid. All the laws to deal with this were in place and they didn’t matter. There is a lesson here: crazy and evil people are always going to have the law applied to them retroactively, because nothing short of the ability to predict the future will prevent these people from doing their crazy.

But all you gun grabbers can keep pretending the problem is guns and that disarming good people after someone evil and crazy commits a horrible act will prevent other evil and insane people from doing more of the same.

Surprise Study Finds Rappers Use Brains

Yeah, I’m a music critic now.  What about it?

During the freestyle rapping, there was increased activity in an area of the brain that is responsible for motivation of thought and action (called the medial prefrontal cortex). At the same time, there was decreased activity in brain regions that normally play a supervisory or monitoring role (dorsolateral prefrontal regions).

The study went on to note that the wave patterns of rappers’ brains during nightclub shootings, assaults on record label producers, domestic violence situations, and appearances on VH-1 reality shows registered slightly between those seen in the brains of small mammals and the center of potatoes.  Jay-Z’s brain activity during Obama’s fundraisers were consistent with an adolescent either driving drunk or having an orgasm.  It was kind of inconclusive. 

Thank God nobody’s done this study yet on bloggers.