Do you remember the heady days of the “Russian reset” where Hillary handed them a Staples “That was easy” button with Russian letters, only the spelling was wrong and instead of reset said overload? We had a good laugh at how these geniuses – at least that’s what they kept telling us all they were compared to that idiot cowboy they were replacing – couldn’t even spell and how their gimmick blew up in their face back when, but I think they get the last laugh. See, I now think Hillary and the Obama Administration really played us all for the fool, because that was not a misspelling, it was statement of fact. They had planned all along to really bomb, and bomb big, and make that cowboy and his mediocre people look like fucking geniuses. Way to hit us where it hurts y’all!
Here’s the lowdown from the Obama Admin:
“Following a careful review begun in July, we have reached the conclusion that there is not enough recent progress in our bilateral agenda with Russia to hold a U.S.-Russia Summit in early September. We value the achievements made with Russia in the President’s first term, including the New START Treaty, and cooperation on Afghanistan, Iran, and North Korea. However, given our lack of progress on issues such as missile defense and arms control, trade and commercial relations, global security issues, and human rights and civil society in the last twelve months, we have informed the Russian Government that we believe it would be more constructive to postpone the summit until we have more results from our shared agenda. Russia’s disappointing decision to grant Edward Snowden temporary asylum was also a factor that we considered in assessing the current state of our bilateral relationship. Our cooperation on these issues remains a priority for the United States, so on Friday, August 9, Secretaries Hagel and Kerry will meet with their Russian counterparts in a 2+2 format in Washington to discuss how we can best make progress moving forward on the full range of issues in our bilateral relationship.
Pure genius! Of course, in typical fashion, the Obama Admin now blames everyone else, so the culprits are Russia, Putin, Snowden, and of course the cowboy. In the meantime, he was on Leno last night telling us all that we should stop believing our lying eyes and ears, because despite all the indisputable proof that the fact this administration has jacked up spying on citizens, they are not spying on citizens! Up is down, black is white, right is left, lies are truth, and they are not spying on us, just watching us all to keep us safe from the terrorists they had already defeated before the 2012 election (UBL is dead and Detroit is alive… or something), but that now seem to be Zombie-style back in business.
You cannot makeup the level of stupid of these people, and they are hard at work trying to get us to elect another one of these buffoons in 2016, one that played a key role in this big Russian fuckup, to boot. I guess I am a prophet too. I did tell people that the next democratic administration and the level of stupid & ineffective they would reach would be the reason history would remember a mediocre Boosh presidency as something far better than it was, and it looks like I will be proven right.