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I was hoping this was a joke, but…

It looks like that Arkansas town that produced William Jefferson Clinton, Little Rock, has a school that, get this, is in a big fight with teachers and teachers’ unions regarding their dress code. Apparently, the union representing the teachers is not happy with amongst other things the demand that teachers wear underwear and bras.

An Aug. 29 letter from the Little Rock School District’s Office of the Superintendent to all employees explains that the dress code will officially go into effect in the fall of 2014.

“Foundational garments shall be worn and not visible with respect to color, style, and/or fabric,” the letter reads. “No see-through or sheer clothing shall be allowed, and no skin shall be visible between pants/trousers, skirts, and shirts/blouses at any time.”

T-shirts, patches and other clothing containing slogans for beer, alcohol, drugs, gangs or sex will also be prohibited. Other verboten garments will include cut-off jeans with ragged edges, cut-out dresses and spaghetti-straps if teachers aren’t wearing at least two layers.

Flip-flops will be banned. “Tattoos must be covered if at all possible.” No jogging suits, either (though gym and dance teachers do get a pass on this one).

And the very worst of all: No spandex.

Oh yeah, and no see through shit either, I guess. Sharon Stone must teach at this school. Or something else is going on that involves something other than teaching the three Rs. I guess “Little Jimmy” is not gonna be able to take a sneak peak at the teacher’s beaver anymore.

Bill Clinton was not available for comment. No interns or cigars were harmed in the process of reporting this story.