You have to be some kind of a pussy to let a cat terrorize you:
Reuters) – A rampaging, 22-pound Oregon house cat with a “history of violence” attacked a baby and trapped a family and their dog in a bedroom at their Portland home before being captured by police, authorities said on Monday. The Sunday evening incident began when the cat, a black-and-white Himalayan, scratched a 7-month-old baby in the face, according to Portland Police Bureau spokesman Sergeant Pete Simpson.
The baby’s father kicked the cat in the backside, which sent it into a rage, and the parents and baby, along with their dog, retreated into a bedroom as the father called police, Simpson said. Meanwhile, the cat blocked the bedroom doorway and could be heard on the 911 call screeching loudly, Simpson said.
“He said that the cat has a history of violence,” Simpson said, referring to the father speaking to the 911 operator. When officers arrived and entered the house, they saw the cat scurry into the kitchen. After it scrambled atop the refrigerator, officers snared it and put it in a travel-style kennel, Simpson said.
You got to be fucking kidding me. Unless we are dealing with a lion or tiger, and even then, that feline would be General’s Tso at some Chinese restaurant because I would never have put up with the shit. And I don’t need any weapon other than my hands. Maybe I am wired differently, but I was the kid that actually never ran from any animal. Shit, I got in a fight with a pitbull one of my friends owned,and the fucking thing ran away crying every time it saw me, because it knew who was top dog. You have to be some kind of douche to let a fat cat terrorize you that way though.