Tag: Friday Funnies

Things that make you go hmmmm?

It’s Friday, so I have to put up somethign ludicrous for us to look at (other than the usual criminal activity from the Obama Adminstration or Team Blue), so here it goes. I oft make fun of people with foot fetishes, so this story caught my eye:

Claiming to be a podiatry student, the man struck up a conversation with the victim and “talks [her] into trying on several pair of shoes in the shoe department,” according to police. “At one point the suspect took the victim’s foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim’s toes,” cops added.

Talk about your low rent creep. Walmart? Seriously? If you are going to suck on someone’s toes, at least try a higher end shoe store. I do have to admit I used my own sort of scam back in the college days. I told the ladies I was writing a book on breastesses, and man, you would’t beleieve the amount of breastesses I got to play with because of that.

So, share your story, be it about successfully leading to something-something, or be it creepy, like the one about this guy, and let’s have a func chat.

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