Why did this happen? Who is behind it? Three guesses and the first two don’t count. Here is what the narrative will say however: it isn’t the obvious perp for the obvious reason, you mendacious anti-globalist, anti-multiculti racialists! Mind not the coincidence of the date, either
Tag: Chupacabra attacks
We’ve heard the “exhaustion” excuse from stars who miss events.
But “attacked” by a “chupacabra”?
You have to hand it to Johnny Depp for that one.
That’s what he said was his reason for missing a news conference for his new movie, Mortdecai, in Tokyo on Tuesday.
Next time one of the women I am dating gives me grief I am using this excuse as well! Then again, Depp might be refering to the democrats and their fiscal policies. They are vampires after all.