Tag: Chupacabra attacks

Chupacabra attacks!

I knew it!

We’ve heard the “exhaustion” excuse from stars who miss events.

But “attacked” by a “chupacabra”?

You have to hand it to Johnny Depp for that one.

That’s what he said was his reason for missing a news conference for his new movie, Mortdecai, in Tokyo on Tuesday.

Next time one of the women I am dating gives me grief I am using this excuse as well! Then again, Depp might be refering to the democrats and their fiscal policies. They are vampires after all.