Tag: Chuck Schumer

Exit Reid, Enter Schumer

Harry Reid announced his retirement from the Senate last week. You may think this is a step in the right direction. The problem is that the guy likely to replace him is one of my least favorite Senators: Chuck E. Schumer, one of the biggest nannies this side of Michael Bloomberg:

Here’s a list of quickly ginned-up headlines of what our next illustrious Senate leader has been up to over his time in Washington. Add your own in the comments.

U.S. is urged to investigate cereal prices
Chuck Schumer rips e-cigarette makers
Sen. Schumer calls for ban on ubiquitous yoga mat chemical
Chuck Schumer races to extend ban on “undetectable” 3D-printed guns
Senator Charles Schumer Condemns Delicious-Looking Detergent
Schumer wants to ban high-powered green laser pointers
Sen. Charles Schumer Calls for a Ban on Powdered Alcohol
Schumer calls on FDA to ban powdered caffeine
Schumer Calls for Ban on Alcoholic Energy Drinks
Schumer Pushes to Shut Down Online Drug Marketplace
Senator Schumer Says Bitcoin Is Money Laundering
Charles Schumer wants federal probe into airline fare prices
Chuck Schumer Takes On The FAA Over Drone Rules
High-Frequency Trading Faces Challenge from Schumer
Fast-Food Bread a Concern, Schumer Calls for a Ban
Chuck Schumer: No Four Loko for You, New York
Senator Calls for 25 to Life [Video Game] Ban
Schumer wants to ban home-made bombs
Sen. Schumer wants to ban internationally produced Olympics uniforms
Senators Call For An End To Payday Lending By Banks
Chuck Schumer Engineers USDA Greek Yogurt Subsidy
Sen. Chuck Schumer to introduce bill 10 banning flame retardants from kids’ products
Sen. Schumer: Ban Cadmium in Kids’ Jewelry

All kidding aside, as a country we have a lot to be thankful for, a lot to be proud of, and a lot to be ashamed of.

And we have even more to be embarrassed by. Which brings us back to Chuck Schumer, our next Senate Minority Leader and a demonstrated foe of just about every possible innovation or reality that for whatever furshlugginer reason drives a bug up his ass. Including that time he called a flight attendant “a bitch” because she was enforcing a cell phone ban that I’m sure he’s totally in favor of for everyone else.

If we have become an increasingly trivial country incapable of dealing with serious issues at all, much less in a rational and deliberate way, then we’ve really found our guy.

I would add something else. Chuck Schumer fights for average Americans … unless they happen to be religious nuts. During the Senate hearings on the Waco disaster, his behavior was appalling, constantly saying that the government did nothing wrong and delving into the behavior of the Davidians instead of the disastrous tactics authorized by Janet Reno. If you watch video of him during the hearings and know anything about what happened at Waco, it’s infuriating.

I’ve never liked Harry Reid. But I wouldn’t vote for Chuck Schumer for prom queen.

Paying for Sandy

Back when he was still awesome, Rush Limbaugh use to say that the most dangerous place in America was between Chuck Schumer and a camera. And you just knew he was going to say something stupid about Hurricane Sandy:

Sen. Charles Schumer called the fallout from Hurricane Sandy a “national disaster” and called on a federal government to cover at least 90% of the costs.

“This is one of the biggest disasters to have ever struck this state and even this country,” Schumer said at an afternoon briefing with Gov. Cuomo. “The federal response has to measure that scope and be equal to that that scope.”

“We cannot cut corners. We cannot count nickels and dimes. This isn’t a New York disaster, a Connecticut disaster, a Jersey disaster. It is national disaster. It needs to be treated that way by every member of Congress, by all the members of the executive branch.”

But Mr. Schumer did say that any added money will be tacked onto the deficit, which already is expected to reach about $1 trillion in fiscal 2013. He rejected the suggestion that other programs should be cut in order to pay for any new budget needs, saying Democrats won that fight on previous emergency spending bills, too.

I have a very slight portion of agreement here in that the Feds should bear some of the pain for regional disasters that can overwhelm local and state governments. But the key word there is “some”. We are talking about some of the wealthier regions of the country. I don’t see why New York should not pick up the cost of, say, repairing the subway system or New Jersey should not pick up, say, the cost of fixing the electricity. There is not a part of this country that is not at risk of some natural disaster. Repairs, replacements, relief have to be part of the existing budget for state and local governments: a really rainy day fund. But … the Feds have picked up the tab for everything else and it would seem odd to suddenly change now.

That being said …

The idea that we should not cut other spending or raise taxes or make some kind budget room for disaster relief is ridiculous. This is precisely the kind of thinking that has gotten us $16 trillion in debt: never allowing for the inevitable “unexpected” expenses that find their way into the budget. Be it wars, “stimulus” or disaster relief, we just throw out the fiscal responsibility when the bill comes due. And then we wonder why we’re so far in debt.

Maybe you could do this if our finances were in good shape with the idea that we’d pay it off over the next year or two. But when we’re under a growing mountain of debt, every new expense has to be accommodated. That’s the whole idea behind PAYGO, no?

The research on bankruptcies has shown that most are the result of some catastrophe that hits a family: medical expense, job loss, etc. Bankruptcy is especially likely if the family has not squirreled away some money to anticipate a disaster. My wife and I only got our finances in order when we started to allow some budget room for unexpected expenses: car repairs, doctor bills, travel. I just found out a friend lost his job two months ago. But his family hasn’t suffered because they cut expenses and had a rainy day fund. I’m dubious of translating lessons about family budgets to the federal budget, but in this case I think it’s apt. Everyone has to budget for the unexpected.

Our federal budget does not, for obvious reasons, have a rainy day fund. But the reason we need to get the deficit under control is precisely to deal with unexpected huge expense that might hit us out of the blue (like a hurricane; or a war). And that means that, given the current budget situation, any disaster relief for Sandy has to be balanced by tax hikes or budgets cuts. We simply don’t have the flexibility, when we’re fighting over a few hundred million here and there, to say, “Oh yeah, here’s $50 billion. Don’t worry about it.” And we don’t have the leeway to keep thinking of the government as a bottomless piggy bank.

NO TRAIN FOR YOU.

Are you one of the hundreds – if not thousands – of people who have inadvertently ended up on the no-fly list? Do you really need to travel, and want to take the train instead? Well guess what, dillhole? NO TRAIN FOR YOU. Asshole Senator Chuck Schumer needs to look busy, so he’s doing this now:

A senator on Sunday called for a “no-ride list” for Amtrak trains after intelligence gleaned from the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound pointed to potential attacks on the nation’s train system.

Sen. Charles Schumer said he would push as well for added funding for rail security and commuter and passenger train track inspections and more monitoring of stations nationwide.

“Circumstances demand we make adjustments by increasing funding to enhance rail safety and monitoring on commuter rail transit and screening who gets on Amtrak passenger trains, so that we can provide a greater level of security to the public,” the New York Democrat said at a news conference.

If you think TSA at an airport is bad, wait’ll you get a load of Amtrak TSA.

Seriously, when are we going to stand up and tell these ruling class nitwits that we’ve had enough security theater? Do morons like Schumer really not see that with every move like this, they guarantee that even dead, bin Laden is still winning the game?