Tag: bestiality

Herr Perverts

I always had my suspicions about the Germans. Anybody that could hate the joooos that much bared watching. Despite the fact that their economy is better then most and is a bulwark for the EU, I can’t shake the notion that Dr. Strangelove types permeate the government.

Of course, this could explain all that much more simply:

Animal sex abuse is on the rise in Germany, with bestiality brothels being set up across the country, according to a state animal protection officer demanding stronger laws to protect mankind’s furry and feathered friends.
Martin said the current legal situation makes it too difficult for authorities to intervene – an animal has to be shown to have massive injuries before the animal protection laws prescribe action.

I guess a bruised psyche does not meet the standard, “He never likes to cuddle afterwards” or ,”He never talks to me anymore”.

From a pimp’s perspective, what’s not like to like? Your mules are happy if you just throw them some hay from time time, no weekly check ups at the VD clinic, no need for birth control, and even the ugly one’s can find work. Danke, Sir, darf ich noch einen?

I get that you can’t understand sexual attraction, but do they charge less for animals (tough economy and all, sometimes you have make sacrifices)? Lets see, a Heidi Klum look alike……….or a sheep?

I have heard that bestiality is more prevalent in rural/farm areas, so I guess in a pinch, but going to an animal brothel just seems perverted to me.

Maybe its a cultural thing. Sometimes I wonder if that “when in Rome” thing goes too far. I get the feeling that in NZ, this kind of stuff is not frowned on:

Nice bell.