So I was wondering: Is there anything that we – right, left, center or other – all actually agree on? Can we find the one statement that every regular around these parts agrees with?
Example: “George Lucas is a cockhole. He used to be creative and awesome, and now he’s just a grumpy old douchenozzle.”
“Barring a dairy allergy, butter is one of the most amazing creations in all of human foodstuff history. See also bacon.”
“Michael Moore is an asshole.”
Come on. There have to be things on which we universally agree, right? Kate Beckinsale’s ass in pleather pants is one of the great wonders of the modern age? The Who need to stop touring? Barack Obama is, at best, disappointing to all sides?