Right Thinking From The Left Coast
"To what purpose are powers limited, and to what purpose is that limitation committed to writing,
if these limits may, at any time, be passed by those intended to be restrained?"
-- Chief Justice John Marshall, Marbury v. Madison, 1803

Monday, February 14, 2005

Queer Penguins
by Lee

This is the stupidest thing you’ll read all day.  There’s a zoo in Germany that has some penguins.  There are only male penguins.  The zookeepers noticed that the males were trying to mate with each other, and were attempting to hatch rocks as if they were eggs.  So the zoo has decided to bring in some female penguins for the male penguins to mate with.  Unfortunately, some folks see this as a human rights violation.

Gay groups insisted that penguins had a right to form couples without human interference, she said.

“Nobody here wants to forcibly separate homosexual couples,” she said.

That’s right, folks.  The fascist zookeepers are breaking up gay penguin couples, and forcing their heterosexuality on them.

Posted by Lee on 02/14/05 at 12:05 PM in Left Wing Idiocy  • (1) Trackbacks • Permalink • Discuss this in the forums
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