Right Thinking From The Left Coast
"To what purpose are powers limited, and to what purpose is that limitation committed to writing,
if these limits may, at any time, be passed by those intended to be restrained?"
-- Chief Justice John Marshall, Marbury v. Madison, 1803

Thursday, January 04, 2007

No Fat Chicks
by Lee

On some level, I almost have to admire this prick.

Kurt Spath, 36, is a good-looking, eligible bachelor. He lives in Winter Park; he has a good job and a well-stamped passport. And he doesn’t like fat chicks.

Spath’s a busy guy, so he paid a dating service to cull the fat chicks from his dating pool. All was well when he lived in Miami, where the ratio of slim chicks to fat chicks is apparently much higher. But when he moved home to Orlando this past spring, the same dating service he used in South Florida wasn’t providing him “high-quality” women. “Big boobs, big ass, kinda chunky,” is how he describes the single ladies of Events and Adventures of Orlando.

Spath says he was promised that he’d be mingling with sophisticated, professional — and slim — women. Instead his potential pairings were “predominantly and severely overweight, and of low social economic status.”

And so, this being America, he filed a lawsuit. Spath wants his money back.

He may be a dickhead, and this is certainly not the dating service’s fault, but his prickishness is just so devilishly appealing.

Posted by Lee on 01/04/07 at 08:56 AM in Decline of Western Civilization  • (0) Trackbacks • Permalink • Discuss this in the forums
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