Right Thinking From The Left Coast
"To what purpose are powers limited, and to what purpose is that limitation committed to writing,
if these limits may, at any time, be passed by those intended to be restrained?"
-- Chief Justice John Marshall, Marbury v. Madison, 1803

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Hot for Teacher
by Lee

Oh look.  Our brutish, knuckledragging cousins across the pond don’t seem to heva been able to evolve to the level of maturity and sophistication that we have in America, at least as concerns these types of social issues.

POLICE in northeast England said today they had charged a 12-year-old boy with raping his schoolteacher.

The boy allegedly attacked the woman after receiving personal tuition from her at a school in County Durham, a spokesman for Durham Police said.

The victim claimed she was raped on November 29 during a lunchtime one-to-one teaching session and that the boy then stole her car, which was later found abandoned, the spokesman said.

The boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, appeared in court on November 30 charged with rape and theft.

Why resort to violence?  That type of violence is so.... so… European.  Here in America we’ve done away with the need for rape.  We just hire teachers that will voluntarily have sex with the children any time they ask.

Rape a teacher?  Pish posh!  That’s so 1977, chaps.  Do try and get with the times,

Posted by Lee on 12/12/04 at 04:39 AM in Decline of Western Civilization  • (1) Trackbacks • Permalink • Discuss this in the forums
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