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Monday, June 30, 2008

He’s Teh Ghey
by Lee

This is what happens when you have an irrational fear of homos.

The American Family Association has a policy at its new outlet, OneNewsNow, never to use the word “gay” but to replace it with “homosexual.” And that works absolutely perfectly until they write an article about an athlete whose last name is Gay, as in Tyson Gay, the fastest man on the US Olympic track team.

Here’s the result.

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn’t count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here’s what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

“It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Homosexual said. “I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”

…

After the race, Homosexual and Dix looked at each other and slapped palms, then hugged.

Hey, if a Homosexual can get along with a Dix, anything is possible.

(Hat tip: Reason.)

Posted by Lee on 06/30/08 at 05:42 PM in Right Wing Assholes  • (5) Comments • (0) Trackbacks • Permalink • Discuss this in the forums
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