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Worst. Tattoo. Ever.

by Lee

There’s nothing more entertaining than rednecks.

A Pine Hall man is in Baptist Hospital, recovering after an attack involving a butcher knife.

Stokes County Sheriff’s Deputies were called to a home in Walnut Cove around 3:30 on Wednesday morning. When they arrived, they found Tony Wagoner missing both ears and suffering from a butchered penis.

The Sheriff’s Department says Wagoner went to get a tattoo from 29-year-old Gary Thomas Johnson. After a few hours together, a fight occurred between the two men and 18-year-old Jennifer Arlene Robbins.

During the fight, deputies say Johnson and Robbins beat the victim about his head and body before each cutting off one of Wagoner’s ears with a butcher knife and slashing his body.

The suspects then put a bandage around Wagoner’s head and told him to leave.

Surgeons were able to reattach Wagoner’s ears. There’s no word yet on how well his other injuries will heal.

Note to self: never get a tattoo in North Carolina.

Comments

Posted by on 08/25/05 at 01:33 PM from

There is nothing I hate more than penis injury stories.

Posted by sneaky_pete on 08/25/05 at 01:38 PM from

The story neglects to mention how much progress was made on his tattoo and whether he intends to finish it.

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 08/25/05 at 05:03 PM from

You might be a redneck if your tattoo artist is a better surgeon than a drawer.

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