Thirty Fucking Seven

by Lee

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 05/02/07 at 02:02 AM from

Hah! I’m ahead of you by five years (I went to Ryan’s for my birthday this past Sunday).

We’re both old SOBs.

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 05/02/07 at 02:04 AM from

BTW I find it weird that my age is now the same at the Answer to the Ultimate Question, and Mulder’s number in Washington D.C. That’s like, cosmic, man…

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 05/02/07 at 02:28 AM from

And here’s more to ponder.

Posted by HARLEY on 05/02/07 at 02:51 AM from

LOL happy birthday you old fat.. ill be 35 this year…
I really dont know how i survived this long.

Posted by HARLEY on 05/02/07 at 02:55 AM from

Buish vetoed Iraq War bill, bout time he showed some balls and Brains.too bad its so late.

Posted by West Virginia Rebel on 05/02/07 at 03:37 AM from

Happy Birthday To You
You Stink Like A Shoe
You Got Somebody Pregnant
Happy Birthday To You

Happy Birthday To You
You Got A Tattoo
You’re In Jail Without Bail
Happy Birthday To You

Happy Birthday To You
You Don’t Know Where You Are Do You?
Everybody Speaks Spanish Though
Happy Birthday To You!

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 04:54 AM from

Happy Birthday Lee!  37 is young, enjoy it!

Posted by Para on 05/02/07 at 05:16 AM from

If the Liberal Media would stop thier negative reporting about Birthdays, Lee wouldn’t actually have to age. It’s Nancy Pelosi’s fault that Lee is a year closer to death. I’m sure you’re just going to call me a 30 percenter, but it’s true.

Anyway, Happy Birthday , Lee.

Para

Posted by dakrat on 05/02/07 at 05:22 AM from

We all chipped in and got you something age appropriate.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 05:41 AM from

Shit, we’ve got the same birthday. I’m 27 though.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 05:45 AM from

HAH!

22.  Should we get off your damn lawn?

Posted by InsipiD on 05/02/07 at 05:49 AM from

Happy birthday.

Dakrat: Nice.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 07:00 AM from

Happy Birthday, Lee.

Yeah. You’re old. So am I. I’ll be 38 in about a month.

Posted by bb on 05/02/07 at 07:06 AM from

Happy birthday, Lee.  I’m a few (six) years older than you and if you’re anything like me you’ll find that each year brings you more aches, pains and disgusting discoveries about the aging process but a greater appreciation of alcohol.

All in all, not a bad tradeoff.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 07:08 AM from

Happy Birthday, Christ-Puncher.  I’ll be 38 on Friday.  Yay, us.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 08:32 AM from

Kids these days - barely past 35 and they think they’re “old”.....

Now that you’ve hit the end of your youth and middle age is just a few short years away, time to take stock of your medical condition and schedule a few appointments for what will be regular, recurring checkups to make sure you don’t just fall over dead like a buddy of mine did at 42.

You should start getting a regular PSA and digital exam for prostrate problems, and a colonoscopy every three years.

Oh, yeah, life is too short to waste on cheap booze - start buying the good stuff.

Posted by LandoGriffin on 05/02/07 at 08:46 AM from

37 and as surly as ever! Happy Birthday Lee!

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 08:49 AM from

I’ll be 38 next week. I give you this:

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I’m 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I’m 37. I’m not old.
King Arthur: Well I can’t just call you “man”.
Dennis: Well you could say “Dennis”.
King Arthur: I didn’t know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn’t bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the “old woman”, but from behind you looked…
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how’d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 09:34 AM from

Harumph.  Figures you were born the day after MayDay, you Christ-punching leftist with a defeatist attitude.

Just kidding.

Happy Birthday, Lee.  Same age as me now, huh?  Well, so long as we don’t act like it.  ;)

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 09:35 AM from

Feliz cumpleanos, amigo.  Here’s wishing you many more years of Christ-punching leftism.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 10:19 AM from

Jeez, nuthin’ but a buncha’ damned KIDS on this blog…

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 11:31 AM from

Seattle gave you some great birthday advice.  Especially with the history of heart disease in you family.  Live healty, live strong, live happily, live long!
Birthday wishes from the east coast!

Posted by Hal_10000 on 05/02/07 at 01:48 PM from

Hey 37 is the new 28!

Happy Birthday!  You chose a good month to be born in.

Posted by NativeSon on 05/02/07 at 03:47 PM from

Happy Birthday to you, Lee. I’ll be hitting 37 on Saturday. Cinco de Mayo!! What a great party we have here in San Antonio in remembrance of my birthday!! And I think something else historical happened on that day too (ha ha). Remember, it’s just a number. How you feel on the inside is so much more important. And you still sound young to me. You’ve got great taste in music and you work hard and you play harder (when you give yourself the free time to do so). Have a great one, Lee.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 06:24 PM from

Hey 37 is the new 28!

Bullshit.  I haven’t felt 28 all year (I have felt a 28-year-old, however, as my wife was 28 for the majority of that year).

Happy Birthday!  You chose a good month to be born in.

Yes, indeed.  They’ve been holding a horse race somewhere in Kentucky every year to celebrate my birthday weekend for quite some time, now.  I hear they started doing so almost a century before I was born, just to get the kinks ironed out of the party before I arrived.

Posted by on 05/02/07 at 06:26 PM from

Dante:  37!  My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Randal:  In a row?