The Moral Majority
by Lee
This dumb fuck hits the trifecta.
Former state legislator Coy C. Privette, a Cabarrus County commissioner and retired Baptist minister, was charged Thursday with aiding and abetting prostitution, authorities said.
Privette, 74, was charged with six counts of misdemeanor aiding and abetting prostitution by renting a hotel room and paying for sexual acts, according to State Bureau of Investigation Agent Kevin Canty. Tiffany Denise Summers, 32, of Salisbury, was charged with six counts of misdemeanor prostitution, Canty said.
1. Legislator
2. Baptist Minister
3. Black hooker
Let’s see him explain this at his next church social and/or Klan meeting.
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Coy?
Damn politically active clergy having sex with black hookers. Who the hell does he think he is? Jesse Jackson?
Coy?
Yeah, he was one of the replacement Dukes of Hazard.
Here’s the heartbreaker:
Eyewitness News spoke with Privette’s wife, who would only say she was shocked by the charges.
She needs to get to the free clinic and get herself checked out and then file for divorce ASAP. Look at the hooker; God knows what he exposed his wife to.
1. Legislator
2. Baptist Minister
3. Black hooker
Jeez, I gotta change my game up. next time I go out, I’m an ordained minister with a job in the federal government.
that oughtta get me some tuna.
Actually, Manwhore, it probably didn’t really work for him since he was paying for it and all.
Hey, still frisky at 75, he’s got my respect.
Would have been a grand slam if it had been a male prostitute....
Hey, still frisky at 75, he’s got my respect.
Maybe he figures he’s not gonna be around much longer and he wanted to get a little dark meat before he did.
Ah, brown sugar! How come you taste so good?
Brown sugar, just like a young girl should!
Back at the Shady Hills retirement home he will be walking the halls like King Kong ,"six, count em, six”.
This reminds me of a personal story from when I was a bail-bondsman several years ago.
A lady called the office to post bond on her husband, who had been arrested for “traffic tickets” and I agreed to come out. It was a Saturday night, I think. I met her in the lobby of KCPD Headquarters and saw that she was this “church lady” type, about my mother’s age. The lady even appeared to wearing the dress that she was going to take to church in the morning. After she paid the fee, I started filling out the paperwork and noticed that the ordinance number listed on his ticket was not the same one I had seen before for traffic warrants. So I checked the list of criminal offenses that I carried with me and found that the charge was for “Soliciting” (a prostitute). I looked back over my shoulder at this sweet, gentle lady and asked her, “What did your husband say he was arrested for again?”
“Traffic tickets”, she replied obliviously.
I bit my tongue and completed the paperwork. When the defendant came out(looking very agitated), he sent his wife to get the car and as soon as she was out of earshot; he asked me if she knew why he had been arrested.
I said, “Nope. I didn’t tell her and as long as you appear in court, I don’t see any reason why she needs to know!”
Apparently, he had tried to pick up an undercover female police officer while driving a company vehicle (which was impounded). To put it mildly, he was fucked.
Needless to say, he made it to court.
And whether it’s relevant to anyone or not, they were a black couple.
The devil made him do it. He was weak, he sinned, yadda yadda yadda - got an std from a street walker.
Oh wait he’s a retired Baptist minister. He’s absolved, case closed.
So, He is a retired Baptist minister and that,in the mind of the man that is RTFLC, equates to being in the Klan?
Nice!
I hope this guy gets what’s coming to him, but equating him to a Klan member?
It is almost worth keeping prostitution illegal if it gets morons like him in trouble.
You left out the best part, Lee. He got caught because he paid her each time by writing a check!
He may be frisky but he has the brains of a minnow.
I was just going add that, beano. This old shriv was too stupid or lazy to stop by an ATM.
“Damn new fangled machines ain’t gittin’ in the way of me gettin’ some dark strange!”
He could have got extra points by paying from the church chequebook.
‘All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.
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Trifecta? Hell, give him credit for a Square since his name is “Privette”. How delightfully apt.