if these limits may, at any time, be passed by those intended to be restrained?"
-- Chief Justice John Marshall, Marbury v. Madison, 1803
Ocular Penetration
by Lee
FINALLY! After years and years of mindless blather about wars and poverty and terrorism and all that other pointless hoo-hah, Congress finally gets down to debating the issues that Americans are actually concerned about.
Live From Congress: The Ocular Penetration Act of 2007
Only when the scourge of ocular penetration has been eradicated from society can we truly be free.
Comments
My two favorite Onion stories are ACLU Defends Nazis’ Right To Burn Down ACLU Headquarters and Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy.
My next best favorite onion articles include.
Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock.
and
ACLU attorneys responded that they will request a federal appeals hearing if the City of New York attempts to stop them and their fellow ACLU employees from perishing in the Nov. 25 blaze.
Dude! That’s priceless!
Ah sweet Christ! Skullfucking?! Is there no end to religious authoritarianism? Now I’m a criminal on multiple counts.
Idiot children kill themselves.
“I’ve heard some pretty stupid shit in my time, but that has to take the cake”
Hey, if you’ve never had a chick wink you off, you should try it.
Of course, she may get a bit pissed off when you gouge her eyeball out with a screwdriver, but she’ll get over it once she experiences the rapture of you blowing your load in her empty socket....
Nothing will ever make me laugh like I’m going to hell like Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces to Iraq.
The ACLU story is great, but I’m a fan of the John Edwards campaign speech.
“Hey, where’s that warm, golden glow coming from? Why, it’s coming from the U.S. of A., where cocks are thick, tits are perky, and sunbeams shine out of everyone’s asses!”
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When it comes to the onion one of my all time favorites is particularly germane in these days of toy recalls.
Idiot children kill themselves.