Jerkbutt
by Lee
I just got back from seeing Jackass 2. Holy shit. I laughed so hard I have a headache. If you liked the first movie or the show, trust me, go and see this.
One more thing: go on an empty stomach. I actually retched at a couple of points.
Update: The Yahoo! Movie Mom has a hilarious review of the film, which she gives an F.
Parents should know that this is a documentary-style movie about a real-life series of disgusting and extremely dangerous behavior, including obtaining and drinking animal ejaculate (weirdly, the one item in the film x-ed out to ensure an R rating), being bitten on the genitals and the arm by snakes, putting a fishhook through a lip and being used as human shark bait, and being gored by a bull. There is explicit nudity, explicit excretory humor (human and animal), and graphic violence. Characters use strong language.
And I loved every vulgar, hilarious second of it.
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If you liked the first movie or the show, trust me, go and see this
not a fucking chance.
not a fucking chance.
Yeah me either. Lee, there are some places I just do not want to go :)
I’ll pass.
I can hardly wait for the multitudes of Jackass II wannabe stories to hit the news. Time to cull the herd!
I saw it Friday night. The whole theater was really into it. I have a strong stomach, I didn’t wretch at all but there were a couple times I had to look away from the screen just to be safe. The theater I was at was activley checking ticketsand in some cases ID’s. We saw a couple youngsters get denied. Which if you are going to talk about copycats those bored 15 year olds whose parents don’t pay attention to them are the most common copycats. The copycatting is overhyped and not as widespread as the (I hate to say this) media would have you believe. I’m also tired of the critics at this point, both in the media and average Joe’s. Yes, humor is subjective, you guys don’t have to be elitist snobs about it. Its just an acquired taste. Now go watch your Two and a Half Men and your Accprding to Jim and STFU. (Thats repulsive)
Now go watch your Two and a Half Men and your Accprding to Jim and STFU. (Thats repulsive)
?? whats that?
Geez, Yahoo Movie Mom amkes it sound like these are bad things.She is not one with the testosterone concept.The only way to make this better would be to add smell-o-vision.
should this post not be under “Decline of Western Civilization”?
I just don’t get not only enjoying watching people being mind-numbingly stupid… but rewarding them for such making them rich and famous.
These idiots are going to kill themselves eventually (that they haven’t already is amazing) and hopefully noone with at least 2 brain cells firing will likely shed a single tear.
First off, if anyone is dumb enough to copycat the stuff in Jackass 2, they deserve whatever happens to them. I don’t care if they’re 14 or 15. When I was that age, I was intelligent enough to know that putting a fishhook through my face was probably a bad idea. I mean, the whole point to the Jackass stunts (which they’ve taken to a ridiculous level in the new movie) is that only insane idiots would be willing to do them. That’s not exactly like saying, “Hey kids! Do this and you can be cool like us!” So the stuff about copycatting is overhyped.
But anyway, the Filthy Critic’s review of the movie is funny too.
Yeah, I wanna go see a couple dozen examples of why Darwin’s falling down on the job.
I saw Fearless instead.
--TR
Speaking of Darwin—One of the brands of tainted deadly spinach is Natural Selection Foods. They are helping the race become more resilient to E.Coli.
"Speaking of Darwin—One of the brands of tainted deadly spinach is Natural Selection Foods.”
Isn’t that the greatest thing ever?
I’ll pass. It’s movies like this and most of the entire MTV programming that is warping todays young kids. It’s sad.
On the radio this morning, the talk show host on AM 580 (orlando) said would it not be hilarious is in fact Bin Ladin actually died from E Coli from tainted spinach ! :)
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