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Inflating the Autopilot

by Hal_10000

Why doesn’t this go on at my job?

An investigation has been launched after a video of a topless French air stewardess performing a sexy striptease for the captain while the plane was flying was leaked on to the internet.

Despite the plane being in the air - and with several hundred passengers presumably blissfully unaware of what is going on - the sexy cabin attendant removes her bra and lets the captain and co-pilot get hands on.

The video was leaked onto the internet by members of the French crew and has sparked a major probe at several European airlines to discover the crew members responsible.

In the video, which lasts a little over two minutes, the stewardess, who even appears to be wearing a wedding ring, first performs a sexy striptease for the captain.

She then removes her bra and the captain fondles and gropes the stewardess as he grins at the camera.

We obviously need to pass a law requiring all stewardesses to wear burkhas. Just think if a Mulsim had been on the plane! He would have been offended. And won’t someone please think of the children.

Youtube has the video but cuts off before there’s some mild nudity. The Sun, of course, is not nearly as puritanical. Needless to say, the link is NSFW.

Update: My wife pointed out that while the crew are likely to get fired, the naked babe is likely to get a modeling contract. After all, that’s what happened to the Southwest Skank. Failing that, Sarkozy just promoted Carla Bruni from mistress to wife, so that means he’s got an opening for a new mistress.

Comments

Posted by on 02/02/08 at 03:25 PM from

I’ve seen the entire, uncensored little video - the girls OK, nice tits, and the whole thing was essentially some over the top flirting.  Who cares?

Posted by Hal_10000 on 02/02/08 at 03:26 PM from

Well, that’s my point. It’s cute. But the way some react to it, you’d think she was juggling napalm up there.

Posted by dwex on 02/02/08 at 03:29 PM from

It is generally a good idea for at least ONE of the pilots to be watching the instruments (the electronic ones!), even if the plane is on autopilot.

They’re nice tits. Look natural. The addition of the 2nd hottie helping her strip was a special bonus…

Posted by HARLEY on 02/02/08 at 04:58 PM from

while the tits were nice, that is wholly unprofessional.

Posted by on 02/02/08 at 05:16 PM from

while the tits were nice, that is wholly unprofessional.

Not enough to get me worked up.  Now, if she started giving out blowjobs - no, I still wouldn’t give a shit....

Posted by on 02/02/08 at 06:07 PM from

No wonder it takes so long to get served on planes.

Drinks, that is.....

Posted by on 02/02/08 at 07:19 PM from

As an outsider, I really don’t care and don’t think this is news worthy, although definitely internet worthy.

If I was the boss, I’d fire the lot though.

Posted by ? on 02/03/08 at 02:01 PM from

I must agree the flight attendant is a total babe.  I will strongly consider Air France nex time i cross the sea.

dg

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