well i don’t get to share these socially innappropriate jokes anymore but...here goes...1:
Q: What’s the best thing about fucking a 3 yr old girl?
A: Turn her around and she’s a 3 yr old boy.
2.
Q: What do football Cheerleeders and Iraqui Women have in Common?
A: they both Shower after the fourth period.
3.
Q: How do you fit four Fags on a barstool?
A: Turn it Up-side down.
4.
Q: How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 4; One to hold the ladder, and one to screw the bulb into the socket, and another to write about the socket being exploited and the last, who secretly Wishes that SHE were the socket
5.
A man Shows up at a brothel.
He goes to the counter and asks the proprietor who’s available.
He is told that; “you can have any one of our luscious ladies, but they all busy with other clients.... So please go to the waiting room just over there, and someone will be with you in a moment..”
While in the waiting room he notices 3 tomatoes sitting on an upper shelf on the wall..
thinking only of his stomach, he proceeds to eat one, just as one of the ladies shows up to service his needs…
She Sees the man eating the tomatoe, Screams and runs out!
puzzled...( Instead I’ll save you the redundant material - any of you wishing to recant this can reconstruct these identical decductive passages yourself *wink* )
This occurs twice - so three available women have now left....
He leaves the Confines of teh Waiting room and seeks the proprietor;
he says what he’s been experiencing while he’s eaing these tomatoes on the shelf…
Frustrated with the client the proprietor says:
“Those Weren’t tomatoes.... Those were last week’s abortions...”
6.
Q: When white People die what do they become? Angels.... So When Black People Die what do they become>
A: Bats.
7.
Q: How many mexicans Does it take to grease a car?
A: Only one, if you hit him hard enough…
8. ( again another contrived story- bear with me)
Little girl playing in her back yard;
Mum yells:"sweetie, it’s time for your bath...”
‘Sweetie’ yells; “Oh mom do I have to?”
Mom says “Yes dear, But I’ll tell you what, i’ll join you hows that; Would you like mommy to join you? “
‘Sweetie’ says; “Yay!”
While they’re in the tub together the child notices her mother’s breasts…
“MOMMY!” Sweetie exclaimed."When do I get those?”
Mum; “Oh when you’re twelve or thirteen- or whenever you hit puberty..”
Sweetie says; “oh...”
(feel free to add another “verse” here at this point picking another OBVIOUS Location on the Fairer sex)
So the following week her father calls her in for her shower- buut only if he showers with her… So he Finally agrees…
While in the shower the girl notices her father’s ‘member’ and says:
“Daddy daddy!, When do I get that?”
Without missing a beat father says:
“In Twenty minutes when your Mom goes to Bingo”
that’s it for now
