Q:  What’s long and black and smells like shit?

A:  The welfare line.

I am soooo going to tell when I die.

EDIT:  Going to Hell that is.

dakrat - 07 September 2006 09:44 PM

Q:  What’s the difference between a prairie nigger and a piece of shit?

A:  Shit turns white and eventually stops stinking.

Q:  What’s the same about women and dog turds?

A:  The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Q:  What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead nigger in the road?

A:  The dead skunk has skid marks in front of it.

A lonely trucker picks up priest that was thumbing for a ride.  They ride along for several hours without saying anything until the trucker thinks that the priest is asleep. 

The trucker notices a nigger thumbing for a ride up along the road a little way further up.  He thinks to himself, damn I’d like to run over that there nigger, but I don’t know if the father would approve.  The trucker thinks about it for a while and comes to the conclusion that he should just pretend to fall asleep at the wheel and run over the guy when the time comes.  So the trucker pretends to doze off and swerves towards the nigger just as they pass by.

The trucker hears a thump and pretends to wake up and exclaims to the preacher, “I didn’t just hit him did I?  I fell asleep.”

The priest smiles at the trucker and says, “Don’t worry my son, you didn’t hit him, but I caught him with the door!”

Q:  How was copper wire invented?

A:  Two Jews fighting over a penny.

Q:  There’s a nigger and a spic in a car.  Who’s driving?

A:  The cop.

Q:  How many fags does it take to rape a woman?

A:  Two.  One to hold her down, and another to do her hair.

Q:  How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  Both of them.

Q:  What should you do when you get on a bus full of fags?

A:  Get off.

dakrat - 07 September 2006 11:00 PM

Q:  What should you do when you get on a bus full of fags?

A:  Get off.

Because they certainly will be…

Q:  What kind of file makes a small hole bigger?

A:  A pedophile.

Q:  How many men does it take to open a beer?

A:  It should be open by the time she brings it to you.

Q:  When should you buy your ho a wristwatch?

A:  Never, there’s a clock on the stove.

A Brit, an American, and a Frenchman are driving through a border checkpoint in Europe.  The deviant EU beauraucrat sees that their passports are a little shady.  The lascivious guard tells the trio that if the total of all their penis lengths equals 20 inches then he will let them pass.

After they pass the checkpoint the Brit said, “Damn I’m sure glad I had those 8 inches.”

Then the American said, “Damn I’m sure glad I had those 10 inches.”

And the Frenchman said, “I’m sure glad I had a hard-on.”