I want to hear the world’s most offensive jokes.  Use the dirtiest words and most offensive racial language.  Anything goes in here, it’s all in good fun, I don’t want to hear anyone pissing and moaning about it.

FUCK yeah i was hoping we get a Forum for this?

joke:

Q:How do you make a little girl scream twice?

A: When you are done with her wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A priest who raised chickens at his church discovered one day that his rooster had been stolen. He was very upset about this, so the following Sunday he called in his entire congregation to find out who the culprit was. The first thing he asked was, “Has anybody seen my Cock?”

A nun, three alter boys, and several men from the village all stood up and answered in the affirmative.

An American, a Russian, an Englishman and a Frenchman are all having drinks in a bar. When they’re done, the Frenchman challenges the others to a pissing contest.

The Russian is first and goes more than a hundred feet. The Englishman is next and goes two hundred feet. Suddenly realizing he’s out of his league, the Frenchman turns to the American, the only one who hasn’t participated. When he asks him why, the American says,

“I may be drunk but I’m an American and I’ll be damned if I have to prove anything to a Frenchman!”

What do you call illegal aliens who walk on hot coals?

Mexican jumping beaners.

What’s the worst thing about fucking a 6-year-old?

Getting the blood out of the clown suit.

Q:  How do you know if you’ve been robbed by a Polack?

A:  Your garbage is empty and your dog is pregnant.

Q:  How do you know if a Polack has been swimming in the ocean?

A:  They leave a ring.

Q:  Why do black men cry during intercourse?

A:  Because of all the pepper spray.

What do you call a black guy in a room full of white people?

The defendant.

How many black men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but then he steals it from you to sell it for crack money.

What do you call a U-Haul truck in Mexico?

A slow cooker.

Q:  What do you hear when you see a black man in a suit?

A:  Will the defendant please rise.

Q:  Why should you never run over a nigger on a bike?

A:  Because it might be your bike.

(Come on, if you’re going to tell racist jokes, use racist terms.  There’s no such thing as a PC racial joke!) :)

Lee - 07 September 2006 08:46 PM

Q:  Why should you never run over a nigger on a bike?

A:  Because it might be your bike.


(Come on, if you’re going to tell racist jokes, use racist terms.  There’s no such thing as a PC racial joke!) :)

Alrighty then.  In North Dakota we have a word for so called “native americans.” We call them prairie niggers. 

Q:  What’s the difference between a prairie nigger and a piece of shit?

A:  Shit turns white and eventually stops stinking.

Q:  How do you rescue a nigger from drowning?

A:  Take your foot off the back of his neck.