We’ve heard the “exhaustion” excuse from stars who miss events.
But “attacked” by a “chupacabra”?
You have to hand it to Johnny Depp for that one.
That’s what he said was his reason for missing a news conference for his new movie, Mortdecai, in Tokyo on Tuesday.
Next time one of the women I am dating gives me grief I am using this excuse as well! Then again, Depp might be refering to the democrats and their fiscal policies. They are vampires after all.
When a friend sent me this link and I read the article, I thought I was looking at an Onion piece of humor. From the WaPo link:
Secretary of State John Kerry is in Paris after the White House apologized for not sending a high-ranking official to a massive unity rally after the terrorist attacks there.
And he brought a friend by the name of James Taylor.
And James Taylor sang “You got a friend” to the Cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys.
I guess it could have been worse: they could have sent Kerry to France with an iPod full of Obama speeches.
Calling the shit coming out of this WH amateur hour is an insult to amateurs. Remember these fuckwads telling us how bad Boosh was at foreign policy? Yeah, well, they make the stupid shit Boosh did look like pure genius these days.
You can’t make this level of stupid up. You just can’t. For those that have still not wizened up, Obama’s fundamentally changed America is basically a fucking shithole run by incompetent and stupid fucks that rob the productive blind.
Maybe they should send Dolly Parton to Moscow to sing for Putin or something. Them big titties might mellow the guy out!
Remember that if someone had done a parody like this about these bozos, we would all be hearing that it was done because the producer was a racist/evil bastard. But there they go doing it in real life. Priceless.
There is no fracking going on in CT, and yet, here we go. Nature does it’s thing. Know what I am saying?
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