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• The nanny state is doing it for our own good!

  Government will pay for you abortions and contraceptives baby, but in return, well, in return we want the right to expand our ability to snoop on you with more ease. And don’t worry, when we can find anything and everything out about you, we will not abuse any of that at all. Only republicans, if you are crazy enough to elect them, will abuse this!

  (Reuters) – The U.S. Congress should pass a law

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• Vote Obama or lose your craddle to grave nanny state!

  That’s the message you get if you have the fortitude to sit through this ridiculous collectivist campaign piece titled “The life of Julia” that Team Obama is banking on to remind the people that vote for a living who gives them their government cheese. The message is clear. Without democrats and the largesse their government programs produce, this woman conveniently named Julia and her son, whom also is conveniently given a Christian name, Zachary, would … Read more

• Crazy, Insane vs. Insane, Crazy

  One of the themes I always return to is “it’s cute when we do it”, which is shorthand for the way Democrats and their media dogwashers will denounce the Republicans for … well, take your pick: filibusters, indefinite detention, unconstitutional wars, signing statements, executive overreach, etc. … but then go eerily quiet when Obama does the exact same fucking thing. Or even worse, they will somehow contort themselves to believe that Obama’s behavior is better … Read more

• Babies Delaying Babies

  Last week, the CDC announced that teen pregnancy rates are the lowest … ever. At least for the seven decades they have been measuring. The fall has erased the surge we had in the late 80′s/early 90′s and the rates are now lower than any time since the 40′s. The rate of teen abortion is way down as well.

  The CDC attributes this to increased use of contraception. This, of course, has provoked the usual … Read more

• A Piece of Advice

  Dear Democratic Party. Don’t attack Ann Romney. Not only is it totally not cool, you’re messing with someone who raised five kids, kicked breast cancer’s ass and is currently beating multiple sclerosis. She will bury you and you will look like the assholes. You’ve built a big polling lead with your “War on Women” rhetoric. You don’t really want to piss it away by attacking a Romney the American people might actually like, … Read more

• The Left Loses it on SCOTUS

  Imagine the most bizarre rant you’ve ever heard about “judicial activism”. Imagine it being delivered by Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly simultaneously while drunk. Imagine them delivering it in Esperanto, a language they don’t know. You will still not reach a thousandth of the anger and spittle and incoherence being spewed out by the Left Wing commentariat over the possibility that the Supreme Court will overturn Obamacare. And remember, this is just days after saying … Read more

• The Right to Be Offended

  It’s been a busy week for me but I’m wondering why I bothered with it all. Because I have news for you: the world is ending. No question about it. The Mayans were right and 2012 will be our last year. How do I know? Because I agree with Bill Maher about something. Yeah, weird, isn’t it?

  In discussing Robert Deniro’s first lady joke (which I didn’t think was racist but also didn’t think was … Read more

• Rush to Censor

  I thought we’d reached the nadir of the Sandra Fluke thing with Mark Steyn pontificating when he clearly had not bothered to read her testimony (note to Mark: she never talked about her sex life. I mean, at all). But … as always … there is no debate in this country on which the Right can possibly be as stupid as the Left.

  First, there is Gloria Allred, who is determined not to let … Read more

• Rush Limbaugh and Slut-Shaming

  I’m sure you’ve heard about Rush Limbaugh’s increasingly provocative comments on birth control. In brief, Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke testified that birth control pills cost a typical woman about $3000 over a three year timescale and that this was quite a burden for students. Some Right Wing idiot calculated how many condoms that would buy (several thousand) and yucked it up about just how much birth control she needed and how much sex she … Read more

• Wanker Introduces Bill Banning Wanking Off

  No worries, our elected officials got things well in hand. 70 million Americans receiving governmental assistance, 48.5 percent of the U.S. population now living in households that receive some type of government benefit, unemployment high/U.S. growth both in business and confidence low, it’s all good because the politicians have their finger on the pulse of America, have taken it’s temperature and know exactly what is needed to offer some relief:

  Oklahoma’s proposed anti-abortion Senate

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