Group Hug

How cool is this? An alternate universe where Hillary actually won the presidency;

A place for the unhinged triggered perpetually aggrieved, like a warm blanket wrapped in puppies.

The site is really pretty funny, all the fake news (of course the average drop in would not know it) you can wag a finger at, but drop the clutched pearls first.

Reading some of headlines got me thinking, what other nonsense would they believe?

1) The science is settled.
2) A first grader at Monmoth elementary school found a unicorn horn fragment in the school sandbox yesterday. “Peer reviewed” by the other first graders, the consensus being ,”I guess it could be part of a unicorn”, a study documenting the finding will be published in this month’s “Mythological Creature Review”.
3) A DNA test has revealed that Trump really is Hitler, a cloned Hitler.
4) The NY Times has just leaked a copy of Robert Byrd’s will identifying Steve Bannon as his illegitimate son.
5) Brian Pagliano, in a plea deal to avoid prison, provided heretofore unknown Clinton emails linking her to a paid hit squad that assassinated Ambassador Chris Stevens during the Benghazi attack. The emails revealed that Stevens had an affair with Chelsea back in 2011, whereby he refused to marry Chelsea after she became pregnant. A Stevens reply was attached to one of the emails where he stated he would rather nail his penis to a burning building than be part of the Clinton mob family.
6) A BLM activist found a new witness in the Ferguson area who gave an oral account of the event stating that Michael Brown really did have his hands up and said ,”Don’t shoot”. 2 other activists in the room, who heard the retelling, peer reviewed the account, settling the argument once and for all.

Oh, and those white folks that criticized Obama are racists, unable to overcome their racial prejudices and view Obama objectively, they will all buy that whopper.

8 comments:

  1. West Virginia Rebel

    The universe really is a giant hologram, and sooner or later the programmer will come back from his break and fix the software glitch that made Trump president.

    Al Gore has started a polar bear adoption program.

    Rush Limbaugh has announced that he is a closet liberal and will now be working for NPR.

    CNN will have a new fact-checking department run by Karl Rove. “If you can’t trust his election predictions, what can you trust?” Wolf Blitzer said.

    It has been learned that Donald Trump was actually born in what was then the Soviet Union, making him ineligible for the Presidency but more than suitable to be Putin’s personal groomer and assistant. “I know hair, believe me. I will make Vlad’s head great again.”

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  2. AlexInCT

    The universe really is a giant hologram, and sooner or later the programmer will come back from his break and fix the software glitch that made Trump president.

    We often say that it is not a bug but a feature…

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  3. CM

    Oh, and those white folks that criticized Obama are racists, unable to overcome their racial prejudices and view Obama objectively, they will all buy that whopper.

    That suggests all criticism of Obama is because of racism. Nobody has claimed this. The one study you are talking about even specifically says that the study hasn’t been designed in a way which is able to determine that.

    One limitation of the current cross-sectional design is that although the results were supportive of the proposed model, the direction of causality cannot be definitively determined. Specifically, we postulated that Whites’ racial prejudice would predict the perceived Americanism of Obama, rather than the reverse.

    One limitation of the current cros s-sectional design is that

    although the results were supportive of the proposed model, the

    direction of causality cannot be definitively determined. Specifically,

    we postulated th at Whites’ racial prejudice would pre dict the

    perceived Americanism of Obama, rather than the reverse.

    One limitation of the current cros s-sectional design is that

    although the results were supportive of the proposed model, the

    direction of causality cannot be definitively determined. Specifically,

    we postulated th at Whites’ racial prejudice would pre dict the

    perceived Americanism of Obama, rather than the reverse.

    One limitation of the current cros s-sectional design is that

    although the results were supportive of the proposed model, the

    direction of causality cannot be definitively determined. Specifically,

    we postulated th at Whites’ racial prejudice would pre dict the

    perceived Americanism of Obama, rather than the reverse.

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  4. richtaylor365 *

    Dude, it’s karma. When you are dishonest, don’t bother to read your own links and ignore stuff written over and over, hell, shit happens.

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  5. CM

    Ah so that must apply to Icon on the other thread (you know where you dragged all this over from) ;-)

    That all you have are yet more patently ridiculous empty accusations tells us all we need to know about you being wrong here too. If you actually thought you had this right, you’d be able to explain how 2 + 2 = 7 as you claim.

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  6. AlexInCT

    That suggests all criticism of Obama is because of racism.

    That’s what the left spent the last 9 or so years telling anyone pointing out the guy was getting a pass from them when he was nothing but a lying empty suit with delusions of grandeur and about one of the most inept and dangerous people you could think off, CM. But hey, pretend as if that isn’t what happened, yet again. The left is awesome at revisionist history and downright lying for a reason.

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