Sounds Like Summer School For Him

I just don’t get it. All of my HS female teachers looked like John Goodman or Brian Denehey, the closest anyone came to stirring any libidinal juices was the principal’s secretary (no wonder he never left his office) yet hardly worth acting up over. But today, kids seem to score with their hot teachers all the time, I feel cheated;

Hey kids! You want great grades, right? Well, a high school student in rural Oklahoma has figured out a surefire way to make it happen: Just have sex with your English teacher.

First-year English teacher Kalyn Thompson has been charged with second-degree rape for allegedly having a series of sexual escapades with one of her male students, reports Tulsa CBS affiliate KOTV.

Police say the Kellyville High School teacher gave the unidentified teacher a stellar, 98-percent, straight ‘A’ grade after their relationship took off. He had been flunking English just the semester before.

Not an isolated incident, and yes, the blatant sexism exhibited in sentencing these young vixens (always wanted to use that word in a post) mocks the judicial system.

A short aside, I have a cousin who I see several times a year, lives not far from me, was a HS math teacher and assistant football coach. A smart kid, the students loved him (he coached up a young starter in the NFL) but about 4 years ago he had an affair with one of his students. Her parents found out about (from gushing entries in her diary about how she was in love with him). He got caught, fired, divorced, went to jail for 18 months and is now a registered sex offender. His teaching career is over and he now drives a delivery truck for a local bakery. You think any of these women will suffer half of the punishment or humiliation that my cousin went through?

It is a common misconception out there (probably not so much nowadays) that women have a better handle on their animal instincts, have more self control than men. Maybe its the lax sentencing (hey, this job blew anyway, might as well score some teenage dick before leaving), or it might be the salacious factor (some hot female teacher doing the nasty with a student is much more newsworthy than some male Poindexter science teacher getting a hummer in the mop closet) but until these “ladies” do some serious time and go on some sex offender registries, we will continue to read these stories, and lament our PG rated student-teacher experiences.

You gotta hand it to the male student, banging a hot teacher sure does beat conjugating verbs, sounds like a natural made politician.

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  1. Ed Kline

    Maybe the problem isn’t that we, as a society, aren’t hard enough on the women, but that we
    are too hard on the men. This isn’t pedophilia, most of the time the student is the legal age of consent. Fire them, ban them from teaching, and move on.
    To be clear, I disagree with your statement that until we start giving them serious time it will continue. It will continue regardless.

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  2. Section8

    You think any of these women will suffer half of the punishment or humiliation that my cousin went through?

    They won’t though. When the teacher is female, about the only trauma suffered to the boy is losing his voice for a few days bragging about it so much. Shit he’d probably bail the teacher out if he could. I’m not so sure that’s the same when the roles are reversed. Now is some of it societal, yes, but also the sexes handle emotions different, react differently, and have different perspectives of viewing the same situation. I’m not saying this is true in every single case, but in general I think it’s pretty accurate.

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  3. richtaylor365 *

    Society should not condone or mitigate any incident involving abuse of power, not this, not an on duty cop who stops women and pressures them for dates to get out of a ticket, not commanding officers who pressures subordinates for sexual favors in exchange for superlative fitness reports, and certainly not the president who has a penchant for chubby interns. It’s all wrong.

    To dismiss it all as consensual misses the point by a mile. The article mentions that the boy was failing English, maybe she targeted him from the get go, intentionally failing him so that he would be more compliant in her sexual advances, needing a passing grade for college. The fact that she is hot does not remove the teacher/student dynamic or mitigate the act of abuse, a lecherous ugly woman doing the same thing does not make it worse.

    I get tired of the double standard, remove the sex of the offender and look at the act itself.

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  4. Hal_10000

    I do agree with firing. Maybe even jail time for egregious cases. But I am resistant to putting someone like this on a sex offender list. That is an awful thing to be one and should be reserved only for real predators. I do think we should draw a line between someone who has sex with a child and someone who has sex with someone who is physically mature but not an adult (and therefore unable to consent, especially under these circumstances).

    Lee used to love posting about these stories. I suspect it usually involves a hot teacher because a) a non-hot teacher won’t be able to sue her charms as effectively; b) a non-hot teacher won’t get in the news; it will be seen more as abuse than as “that lucky dog!”

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  5. Section8

    I get tired of the double standard, remove the sex of the offender and look at the act itself.

    They’re charging her with second degree rape. He was 18 when this occurred. Only due to some secondary law (which is ridiculous) is she even being charged. So I’d say she’s not getting much of a break here for being female. Her being fired, I’m on board with that. You are right Rich, from a conduct side regarding her job she should not be working there. From a legal side, if it turns out she was manipulating grades that would have kept him from advancing so she could have sex with him, then I agree that some punishment (not a sex crime as he was 18 and in reality an adult of voting and military age) should be handed down.

    I’ll say this though. I’m willing to bet bottom dollar he was getting an F because he’s a dumb shit. I’m willing to bet that from his view not only did he get laid he got her to give him an A which if anything probably boosted his ego thinking he’s so damn good. I’m willing to bet if she was indeed holding him back that he would have just gone to the Principal’s office to report it.

    I agree as far as what punishment happens should depend on a several factors regardless of the sex of the offender, such as the age spread between the two parties, how old is the student, and so forth, but I also think you do have to factor in the sex of the student as well. Plain and simple most of the time a guy just isn’t going to have the same issues of feeling violated. He’ll more than likely be able to physically overpower a female advance as oppose to a male advance on a female student, which that in itself removes the intimidation factor. Then of course there is society. The male student fucks the hot teacher and it’s going to be high fives all around. The girl fucks the male teacher and it’s whispers of scandal in the halls. So therefore it’s really not easy just to through out the sex of the teacher in these cases.

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  6. Ed Kline

    Again Rich, I didn’t say it wasn’t wrong, I said it often isn’t really what I think of as criminal. Bill Clinton perjuring himself was criminal, getting a BJ or three from Ms. Lewinski was not. There is a difference between a legitimate abuse of power and the perceived possibility of the abuse of power. It’s tough to differentiate from the outside looking in, so as a society, our knee jerk reaction is to criminalize the possibility. I think that’s a mistake. I’m not big on punishment for the sake of appearances or making examples, just on stopping the behavior. You cannot be a teacher banging a student if you’re not a teacher anymore. I really could not care less if these women continue to bed 16-19 year old boys afterward. ( most states the age of consent is 16 not 18 anyway.)

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  7. richtaylor365 *

    They’re charging her with second degree rape. He was 18 when this occurred. Only due to some secondary law (which is ridiculous) is she even being charged. So I’d say she’s not getting much of a break here for being female.

    It’s not the charge, its the sentence and I would be surprised if she gets any jail time. Looking over that list that I linked to above, most of these female offenders got probation with NO jail time, even those with much younger victims. The first one, Hope Jacoby, who was having sex with a 16 year old, got 240 hours community service.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=46b_1248920245

    Some on the list did minimal jail time, but nothing compared to the sentences we see with male offenders.

    I’m willing to bet bottom dollar he was getting an F because he’s a dumb shit.

    You are probably right but we don’t know for sure so no dispensation should be granted to her either way.

    The male student fucks the hot teacher and it’s going to be high fives all around. The girl fucks the male teacher and it’s whispers of scandal in the halls. So therefore it’s really not easy just to through out the sex of the teacher in these cases.

    Now days the girls would be getting equal amount of high fives and if we are throwing out stereotypes into the arena, shouldn’t the male teachers get some consideration because men only think with their dicks and have less self control, but the woman offender, how devious and cunning she must be. No, Lady Justice must remain blind, no special awards for double X chromosomes.

    Ed, I guess because of my background, “abuse of power” is a particular pet peeve of mine and am more apt to come down hard on offenders but I do agree that we criminalize behavior beyond what is necessary and prudent. You say you can’t keep banging students if you are not a teacher anymore, but if all that happens to her is that she gets fired, what is to stop her from getting another teaching job somewhere else? I know we have some teachers on this blog, if you get your teaching credential pulled (for say this particular offense) can you re apply, can you get one in another state? Being barred from teaching kids ever again, this seems like a reasonable punishment in this instance.

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  8. Ed Kline

    In Indiana, teachers have to go through a thorough criminal background check, as do all of the district staff. If this kind of behavior is decriminalized to the point where no charges are pressed, I don’t think there is a secondary apparatus to make sure we won’t get any recidivism if someone moves to another state. But honestly, do we want one? I’m fine with letting the schools do their due diligence weeding out bad applicants. I guarantee Google wouldn’t hire her after( and they’d find out before they did), so maybe the answer is to farm out the work history-background check to companies who won’t miss this kind of thing. Government run anti-recidivism policies and programs always end up having ridiculous unintended consequences.

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  9. hist_ed

    Mary Kay Letourno (sp?) spent 6 or 8 years in the slammer for screwing her student. If I remember correctly, she spent some time in jail (pregnant from the kid), got out on probation, promptly got caught screwing the kid again and then went back (pregnant again). She was released after serving her sentence, she and the kid (over 18 now) went to court to reverse a life-time no contact order and then got married.

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  10. Xetrov

    Gah, The link apparently didn’t work. Some of those chicks are crazy, but one actually had a suicide pact with the kid she was banging. WTF.

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  11. Seattle Outcast

    MKL’s big issue were

    1) she was banging a 12-year old boy

    2) there wasn’t a lot of precedence for female teachers getting busy with their students

    3) worst kept secret ever

    4) her husband was a lot more sympathetic than she was

    5) totally bonkers, and not well hidden

    6) the age difference was such that that she could have easily been his mother

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