Not Only That, But The Song Blows

The Eurovision Song Contest just crowned it’s new 2014 winner. The 40 some year old song contest has given us the likes of ABBA, Celine Dion, and Julio Iglesias, but there is always room for another superstar…………OK, maybe not super;

I had to watch the first minute a second time to see if his junk was visable through that dress.

Some critics think it was the beard that did it.

From time to time folks just gotta be contrary, like when Al Franken won his Senate seat, the more bizarre the better, it’s like a collective ,”We really don’t give a shit about any of it, so eat this”.

I try to understand the Europeans, even at their dopiest, but like a sanctimonious actor opining about whatever, or a smelly hippy walking around with a misspelled sign at a OWS rally, the curiosity factor forbids me to avert my eyes. Getting a chuckle out of them is just a bonus.

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