«

»

What!! No Pickles?

Doing a Google search the other day I was reminded that March is Women’s History Month, thank God we have Google to remind us of our social obligations as penance for our past sins. But clearly more delineation is needed, turf needs to be carved out, demarcated for emphasis. For instance, the first week of March could be Man Hating Lesbian Week, the next Fat Chick Week, and the next could be for progressive white females, who’s two votes for Obama did not alleviate the white guilt and require additional diversity props to anesthetize their shame. Other variances can be considered, “I had an abortion” week, “I filed a bogus sexual harassment suit and now am set for life” week, even “I tricked a man into getting me pregnant and now he is on the hook for 18 years (plus college) of child support” week.

In keeping with this theme, local universities are providing seminars to remind women of their special distinction, “XX” power;

“Fat Justice and Feminism” seminar sponsored by Swarthmore College blamed Ronald Reagan for the suffering of fat people and accused the Body mass index (BMI) of having “direct links to a white supremacist.”

The workshop, taught by feminist activist Cora Segal and self-identified “angry, man-hating lesbian,” Nicole Sullivan, took place Thursday and sought to “address the ongoing exploitation and oppression of fat people.”

The Swarthmore Independent reports that Segal and Sullivan took aim at a variety of subjects including President Ronald Reagan, who they claimed “f*cked everything up” for fat people—though the Independent drily reports that “[n]o specific evidence about Reagan’s perverse policies or animosity toward obese people was offered.”

We could run in several directions with this; the lunacy of academia, progressives touting more of that victim mentality crap, the supremacy of self esteem to the detriment of everything else, take your pick.

Segal and Sullivan also argued in favor of “communism and socialism as viable alternatives to capitalism and exploitation” and against oppressive healthy eating and exercise programs. The two reportedly went so far as to claim that “every physician is bought off by lobbyists and the diet industry.”

Well, there you go, everything you knew about diet, exercise, and a healthy living style is wrong, pass the Cheetos.

I imagine that in a communist society obesity is probably rare, but so is abundance of anything, that’s the point, equality of everything including calories.

I did learn one thing about this article, you can get a degree in “Gender and Sexuality Studies”, any wall would feel blessed to have that sheepskin hanging on it.

4 comments

No ping yet

  1. Section8 says:

    Segal and Sullivan also argued in favor of “communism and socialism as viable alternatives to capitalism and exploitation” and against oppressive healthy eating and exercise programs.

    Wow, a lot of deep thought and a wealth of historical knowledge from these folks. That college should be proud. Just the type of higher “education” we need.

    As far as communism, I hear Putin is trying to rebuild the old Soviet Empire. Maybe they can head over there where I’m sure he’d welcome them with open arms.

    Thumb up 4 Thumb down 0

      
  2. Seattle Outcast says:

    And then give them a shovel. Because he certainly doesn’t have time to waste digging graves for idiots…

    Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

      
  3. AlexInCT says:

    even “I tricked a man into getting me pregnant and now he is on the hook for 18 years (plus college) of child support” week.

    My favorite is the variant where they tricked the man to pay for someone else’s child, which seems to be the more common phenomenon with these sort of skanks that like to fuck the unemployed and practically always criminally inclined bad boys, but then set up some beta male to pay for their dalliance. Way to go feminists!

    Well, there you go, everything you knew about diet, exercise, and a healthy living style is wrong, pass the Cheetos.

    Speaking of Cheetos.. I know “someone” that once went to the doctor because his member had turned orange. After many tests and costly exams, the baffled doctors pointed out that they could not find anything wrong with him and could not link the strange occurrence to a medical phenomenon. Following a long shot, the doctor asked him if there had been any changes in their life. The poor shlob pointed out that they had recently been laid off. When prodded for details about their dally activity, the guy confessed he spent most of his days watching porn and eating Cheetos……

    Ain’t life grand?

    I imagine that in a communist society obesity is probably rare, but so is abundance of anything, that’s the point, equality of everything including calories.

    Maybe communism does have its upside then? Skinny people because they are malnourished sounds so Hollywood!

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

      
  4. Seattle Outcast says:

    I would give the advice that young men should get snipped at a young age, and if inclined to have a family later in life, bank some sperm for later use.

    There will be interesting discussions to the “I’m pregnant” report when you reply with “that’s odd, I’m sterile.”

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 1

      

Comments have been disabled.