Some scientists are claiming that they have found the most massive entity in the universe. From the article:
The galaxy known prosaically as M87 doesn’t look like much. Unlike beautiful spiral galaxies (including the Milky Way), M87 appears as an orangish blob of stars through telescopes. Its only noticeable feature is the long streamer of gas emanating from the galactic center.
The source of that jet is far from prosaic, however: It’s a black hole 6.6 billion times the mass of the Sun. No other known object is as massive—this black hole by itself outweighs entire star clusters and small galaxies. Even compared to other huge black holes, such as the one at the heart of the Milky Way, the monster of M87 is immense.
These idiots got it wrong. The most massive entity in the universe is Obama’s ego. I could joke about how he is married to a black ho or that she is the first wookee, but not gonna go there. Or did I already do that? Anyway, these guys have no clue what they are talking about. Obama’s ego wins hands down.