Another one bites the dust…

The media has been insane this past season because none of the scores of climate related natural disasters – the hurricanes and typhoons – they predicted for this season happened. The Atlantic has been beyond boringly inactive, to the point that they couldn’t even get a tropical storm to come our way. They had a tropical storm back in the Gulf of Mexico and another in the Pacific that they hyped like mad – it will turn into a CAT4 hurricane and it will level the entire country! type of nonsense hype – only to see them do about as much damage as your average frat party causes over the weekend. Then this past weekend they finally thought they had a doozy, a massive typhoon that was going to level India. News about it everywhere. The subcontinent was going to be ass raped by angry Gaia. Finally. Today, the news people clearly sounds sad that it didn’t cause massive death and destruction so they could gloat over the corpses. Maybe a bad winter will give you hyenas the body count and destruction you want. It’s not like you care about what logical fallacy you need to engage in to sell your rape porn.

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  1. Seattle Outcast

    I’m still laughing about the “hidden heat” in the “deep ocean” that absolutely nobody can explain how it got there or measure or otherwise actually account for. It’s like saying “Well, we know that the heat is here somewhere, so I’m saying that Bobby has it hidden in the trunk of his car across town. Anyone know his address? Anybody? No? Crap. Well, even though we can’t look in his trunk, I’m saying that’s where it is. Fuck you.”

    But don’t worry!! The real disaster is will be in 35 years!! Just listen to the washed up musician guy who does too way, way many drugs – he really knows what he’s talking about!! Anyway, all you “deniers” just shut up until 2047 and let us run things until then, ’cause this is just TOO IMPORTANT for us to not have our way, even if we turn out to be wrong and are currently batting a .000 on the whole thing. You should have more respect for Al Gore, even though he nearly flunked out of college and shows a level of understanding of science that ranks right up there with a preschooler.

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  2. Hal_10000

    I’ve been warning the global warming side for years about over-reaching on natural disasters. Even IF global warming makes them more likely (and it’s a very big if right now), it’s not smooth. It would be measured on the scale of a few more hurricanes per decade. But when they rush out and blame every tornado, hurricane, cyclone or loud fart on global warming, they’re going to have to eat it when we have a quiet year.

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  3. CM

    AL GORE AL GORE!

    SO, it’s like you’re saying “Well we know the earth is warming and we can’t explain it, but we know it’s not us because well just trust us it’s not, and we know it’s not going to be a problem because…um….SOCIALISM and AL GORE”.

    “even if we turn out to be wrong and are currently batting a .000 on the whole thing.”

    Sounds like you’re getting your climate science from the same place you got your wonderful 2012 election polling.

    “I’m still laughing about the “hidden heat” in the “deep ocean” that absolutely nobody can explain how it got there or measure or otherwise actually account for.”

    Except that “absolutely nobody” to you means “nobody at the right-wing ideological denier blogs where REAL SCIENCE takes place”.

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  4. AlexInCT *

    I’ve been warning the global warming side for years about over-reaching on natural disasters.

    One of the biggest give-aways that this stuff was unreliable and made up to me Hal, was the whole “crisis” shit they needed to sell their political solution to people. The oceans will rise 50 feet in a few weeks! The north and south pole are going to be warmer than the tropics, and polar bears are going to have to work as hookers for penguins! Massive hurricanes & typhoons will destroy the Gaia hating infidels! Cats & dogs living together… MASS HYSTERIA!

    Very little science and lots of scare tactics because they were about an agenda that could not be sold otherwise. Queue CM’s idiot comment above. I can’t even enjoy the humor anymore because it feels like stealing candy from a retard. And we all know how scary these retards are…

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  5. Mississippi Yankee

    “I’ve been warning the global warming side for years about over-reaching on natural disasters. Even IF global warming makes them more likely (and it’s a very big if right now), it’s not smooth.”

    And so this concludes the humor portion of this post. Hell even CM got the joke…

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  6. CM

    “And so this concludes the humor portion of this post. Hell even CM got the joke…”

    Attempting AL GORE! to discuss anything AL GORE! to do with climate AL GORE! change here is a AL GORE! huge joke from start to AL GORE! finish.

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