Tragedy strikes, but with a name like that…

Not a fan of NASCAR, but I have always told people that Dick Trickle – what an f-ing name, huh? – was the man I would root for if I was into that stuff. So I am saddened to find out that there will not be any more Dick Trickle jokes without making fun of the dead. Guess it is time to find me a new favorite sport’s name.

Anyone know some people with real messed up names I can now make the butt of my jokes? I heard CM once considered changing his name to Balls McSplooge, but that’s just a vicious and unfounded rumor, I bet. I do have to admit to knowing a fella called Phillip McCraken, and to telling him his parents were some real mean mofos for naming him Phillip with that kind of last name.

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  1. TxAg94

    I know a guy named John Balls. I also used to work with a guy, with an English accent to make it even better, named Peter Burns. I laughed EVERY SINGLE time they paged someone, “Peter Burns for you on line 1.” I swear the receptionists never picked up on that.

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  2. CM

    I heard CM once considered changing his name to Balls McSplooge, but that’s just a vicious and unfounded rumor, I bet.

    From, not to.
    :-)

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  3. FPrefect89

    Growing up had a friend named Richard Head.

    Plus going through boot camp for the Navy with a guy with the last name of Sample. He pissed off one of the instructors once and he came roaring in saying “Seaman Sample front and center”, forgetting the recruit part. Best workout ever!

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  4. CM

    Kimpost, you ARE alive. I’d kinda assumed you’d be droned as a result of your rampant anti-Americanism (although perhaps you’re SO anti-American that Obama likes you).

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  5. AlexInCT *

    Kimpost, you ARE alive. I’d kinda assumed you’d be droned as a result of your rampant anti-Americanism (although perhaps you’re SO anti-American that Obama likes you).

    This would have been funny except knowing now what we know Obama and his team claim not to really know was going on after all the scandal revelations and the attempts to pretend the problem is with rogue agents that don’t fear retribution from a WH that has repeatedly put people they don’t like on enemy lists and targeted them, finding out that this WH ordered the droning of people they don’t like wouldn’t be at all surprising. Of course, I bet you didn’t even realize you were making that point for us CM.

    BTW, if these idiots really want us to believe that they are this clueless about what’s going on as they claim, and that the out of control abuses are the work of the usual government bureaucrats, would it be OK to point out that when we get told we should trust them not to abuse the life & death decision powers they have abrogated themselves through Obamacare, anyone that goes along with the healthcare power grab or defends that power grab as a good thing in any way, is an absolute moron? Shit, if they can use the IRS to go after their political enemies, the healthcare system, where you can actually kill people off, is an even bigger temptation and boon to their cause.

    But of course, I am sure that I will be told I am the one with the problem and the one that’s stupid. Even when I am pointing out that all the idiots that hate the private sector – because of the profit motive -and want us to trust government bureaucrats instead, after we see how much worse what these government drones can do is, are the ones that are insane for still advocating for the power abusers and their schemes & scams.

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