Shocker in Boston

Are you sitting down? You may be amazed to learn that the two men who blew up a marathon and had an extended shootout with cops did not have licenses for guns! In fact, they were ineligible to have gun permits (one was too young; the other had a domestic abuse conviction). In fact, some of the weapons they used may have been illegal in Massachusetts!! As Thrill pointed on Twitter, their bombs probably weren’t licensed either.

Just shocking.

Also, I have it on good authority that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city – that ain’t legal either.

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  1. Section8

    OK enough of the anti Second Amendment bashing. The only reason racist white America isn’t pushing for more gun control is that white kids didn’t die in Newtown. If it had been white kids, I bet all of us would have given our rights (if you want to call it that) right up. They’re not even “rights” really, just an excuse so we can kill our spouse once we’ve had enough of them. That’s right a beer and some overalls and bam, problem solved. That’s how all us rednecks do it you know. No one cares about the kids if they aren’t white. We’re so ignorant and racist, and cling to our guns so we can kill everything. That’s the only reason my deep thinking can come up with. What else could it be? God, white people and their guns. Sheesh :(

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  2. InsipiD

    We’re so ignorant and racist, and cling to our guns so we can kill everything. That’s the only reason my deep thinking can come up with. What else could it be? God, white people and their guns. Sheesh :(

    You forgot that we only have guns in the first place because we’re racists and just want to shoot blacks.

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  3. Xetrov

    We are told not to judge Muslims based on the actions of a few. I suggest we give millions of responsible American gun owners the same courtesy.

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