Are you sitting down? You may be amazed to learn that the two men who blew up a marathon and had an extended shootout with cops did not have licenses for guns! In fact, they were ineligible to have gun permits (one was too young; the other had a domestic abuse conviction). In fact, some of the weapons they used may have been illegal in Massachusetts!! As Thrill pointed on Twitter, their bombs probably weren’t licensed either.
Also, I have it on good authority that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city – that ain’t legal either.