As a public service, when conspiracy theories reach critical mass we try to quash them quick, no fringe elements residing here. And given the presidents
dodgyincomplete history, certain factions have explained this in supernatural terms or at the very least, a Jim Jones sex appeal/Austin Powers’ mojo to facilitate the ruse. Whatever machinations are afoot, we know he is NOT the Anti-Christ:
Some other obvious reasons;
People like Andrew Sullivan would not have lost all hope so easily.
He would have a better golf game.
He could will the Muslims to like us.
He would not have lost the first debate.
He would have used a Jedi mind trick to secure the 2016 Olympics for Chicago.
He would gladly produce all college transcripts which would show he actually attended classes.
He could beat the 72 virgin payoff and have all those guys working for him.
As with any slippery character, eliminating what he is not is often easier then finding out what he is. Whatever that is, he works at it real hard every day, that is what Michelle tells us.