Targeting The Sheep Vote

Maybe it is because my guy (still trying to get used to the bile taste)is always behind, always playing catch up, but election season is soooooooooo tedious. If I have to hear about one more poll or see some news clown standing in front of a red/blue map of the nation, I’m about to put Bikini Hookers From Mars on proverbial repeat cycle on my DVR until after the election {sidebar; is anyone else about had it with Showtime’s Homeland series, the blame America mime played to absurdity and sloppy wet kiss love affair Hollywood has with terrorists ? Get a room}

But about the only thing fun with campaign season is the creative chessy TV ads that make fun of the opponents. There is a cute Fedex ad that has been making the rounds of late, although sedate and family friendly, it illustrates more of what I want.

There exists in my neck of the woods this diluted politician wannabe that thinks he has a snowballs chance in Hell of defeating the most disgusting, wicked, and batshit insane woman in the House, why not just roll with it, and go for laughs, after all, this is your high water mark:

That ,”Romney killed my wife” commercial wasn’t bad, but something involving a video with midget hookers, that’s what I’m looking for. Scott Brown was close when he brought up the asbestos history of Dances With The Truth, but we can do better. A debate where one guy produces a police report of his opponent getting arrested for drunk and disorderly, where he punched out a security guard then defecated in the parking lot, or 8 X 10’s of his opponent blowing a tranny in some seedy back alley ala Hugh Grant/Divine Brown, stuff like this is what we as paying customers are looking for.

And yes, I did notice that peace sign at the end of his ad, dirty stinkin’ hippie.

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  1. Mississippi Yankee

    So your contention is no one should ever bother to run against the real Wicked Witch of the West AND you’re gonna stop watching “Homeland” even though there is STILL a possibility that Morena Baccerin may once again flash those beautiful dark nippled titties? WTF man?

    Are you back on the crack pipe?

    PS loved the political ad.

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  2. CM

    AND you’re gonna stop watching “Homeland” even though there is STILL a possibility that Morena Baccerin may once again flash those beautiful dark nippled titties? WTF man?

    That certainly was a first season highlight. It even overpowered the awkwardness of the scene.

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  3. working_man

    Wait a minute, let me get this straight… Morena Baccerin actually showed her boobehs? Full on nips and all? Please tell me more of where this may or may not have occurred….

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