Cozy

One thing we should all thank Obama for, that cold splash of reality he has thrown our way will dispel any notion of a better life or increasing our station thereof. In Obamaville, we share, we share our wealth (for those lucky few that have any) and we downsize, after all, any real patriot would just feel bad knowing he has more then others, what a selfish pig.
So, welcome to the future:

Some definite positives arise, living in such small areas, the drafts wafting through are minimal, so you only need one “Hope” blanket to keep you warm at night. You could literally clean your apartment in 5 minutes, with, what, two paper towels? Very green.

But in looking at this picture I can think of ways to improve this concept. When you think about it, does anyone really need a kitchen? Wasted space if you ask me. Our fist lady, you know, the one with the excess junk in her trunk, is always pointing her finger at us barking orders and edicts on what we can and can’t eat, and in what portions. A cradle to grave entitlement society should up it’s responsibilities and just feed us. They are big on regulations, make every apartment building put in a government kitchen on the bottom floor, stocked with bureaucratic food Nazi’s who will decide menu content and portion size, for everyone. A Healthier America is a happier America, hay, I just gave them their new slogan.

And all that closet space, really? A standardize uniform for everyone, a union made in America jumpsuit, unisex of course, made only with government approved materials, no China sweat shops for us. Your average citizen could get by with having at most 4 pairs, just rotate them each day, only little compartments needed for storage.

The city’s Board of Supervisors had been expected to vote on Tuesday to consider a building code change to allow apartments as small as 220 square feet – little more than double the size of some prison cells.

Double the size? What message is that sending the rest of the world? Shouldn’t we be redistributing space and air as well? Either those prison cells need to be expanded, or these apartments need to be down sized in solidarity of those less fortunate, our president told us it is better for everyone to spread the space around.

San Francisco apartments rented for an average of $2,734 in June, up 13 percent from a year ago, according to the research firm, RealFacts.

It is a coincidence that the most liberal cities in America, the ones you would think would be more compassionate and more caring of it’s citizens, are the ones that have the highest rents and the highest cost of living? Wealth and opulence is only cool if it is hidden and not discussed, street cred and all, can’t be a man of the people if you flash too much bling.

We are getting a glimpse of the future with these matchbox living quarters, Obama and is policies will reduce all of our standards of living. The American dream, Fugetaboutit!!!

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  1. CM

    Our fist lady, you know, the one with the excess junk in her trunk

    LMAO!

    We are getting a glimpse of the future with these matchbox living quarters,

    But isn’t removing mandates (and letting the market decide) the EXACT opposite of what you’re arguing?

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  2. AlexInCT

    Our fist lady, you know, the one with the excess junk in her trunk

    Maybe I am sick in the head, but I like Moochelle’s junk….

    I like big butts and I can not lie….

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  3. Seattle Outcast

    It’s one of those things that lets you know just how deep the media is in the pocket of Obama and company. Michelle Obama is packing at least 40 pounds of lard in her ass and thighs, is well documented for routinely packing away 2500 calorie lunches, and generally just looks fucking mean and pissed off all the time. And yet, if you only read the media descriptions of her you’d be left with the impression that she looks like a supermodel, eats a grape every third day for sustenance, and her smile is a source of sunlight for the world.

    Of course, all that food-nazi shit is for other, lesser creatures than one so enlightened as herself. She gets the lobster sandwiches, prime rib, and creme brulee, while you get head of bug-eaten lettuce and a spritz of vinegar. Quite simply, the bitch can go fuck herself with a sharp stick – we don’t need or want her influence in the supermarket or the kitchen.

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  4. Seattle Outcast

    But isn’t removing mandates (and letting the market decide) the EXACT opposite of what you’re arguing?

    Further proof that you have Asperger’s….

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  5. Miguelito

    I figure, if someone actually wants to live in a tiny box like that… be my guest. Just don’t start pushing it on people.

    I’ve known people (eco-tards usually, go figure) who believe we should plow under neighborhoods like mine with mostly single family homes and a small yard, and replace it all with higher density housing. I usually tell them how they can go fuck themselves.

    Never seeing the irony, I’ve noticed types like this always have these grandiose plans in ways that tend to leave their little slice of the world as it already is or just gets them a free home or something out of it. Always coming down to the “For thee but not for me” type of thinking most leftists tend to have.

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  6. Seattle Outcast

    I don’t think you know what Asperger’s actually is.

    Except that all I have to do is look at my nephew, and realize that you act just like him….

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  7. Seattle Outcast

    I’ve known people (eco-tards usually, go figure) who believe we should plow under neighborhoods like mine with mostly single family homes and a small yard, and replace it all with higher density housing. I usually tell them how they can go fuck themselves.

    I see we know the same people….

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  8. CM

    Except that all I have to do is look at my nephew, and realize that you act just like him….

    Asperger syndrome (AS), also known as Asperger’s syndrome or Asperger disorder, is an autism spectrum disorder (ASD) that is characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction, alongside restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests. It differs from other autism spectrum disorders by its relative preservation of linguistic and cognitive development. Although not required for diagnosis, physical clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.

    ….lacked nonverbal communication skills, demonstrated limited empathy with their peers, and were physically clumsy

    The lack of demonstrated empathy is possibly the most dysfunctional aspect of Asperger syndrome. Individuals with AS experience difficulties in basic elements of social interaction, which may include a failure to develop friendships or to seek shared enjoyments or achievements with others (for example, showing others objects of interest), a lack of social or emotional reciprocity, and impaired nonverbal behaviors in areas such as eye contact, facial expression, posture, and gesture.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

    Shit you’re right, that’s me to a tee. It was the physical clumsiness, lack of eye contact, and bad posture that sealed it right?
    I take it all back, you’re clearly a brilliant statistician. You’re crunched the numbers and nailed it.

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