The Fat Man On A Speed Bag

You can tell convention season is in the air. Those lucky enough to get a speaking gig are getting their warm ups on, lacing their running shoes, and getting in some easy sitters at the net, just for practice, talk about a lay up:

California is fair game, the epitome of mis management under the failed leadership of the dems, although according to Barron’s this week, Connecticut (followed by Illinois) is in far worse shape wrt to state finances, that should cheer up some of our regulars here.

I was looking at the speaking lineups for the RNC convention and it appeared (at least to me) that some notable heavy weights are conspicuously absent. But first, let’s talk about those fifth wheels that are cock blocking our reputation. Yes, it is good for their image to kiss the ring, but who cares about John Boehner or John McCain? Both good men, but really, yesterday’s newspapers which was all blood and gore.

But why is Ron Paul not speaking? Yes, the crazy uncle may go off his meds that day and start barking at the moon, and he is getting video time, but he still has many followers who wouldn’t share cab fair with Romney. No, the Paulbots won’t go Obama, but they might stay home, bring them in to the tent. Where is Herman Cain? I’m sure he could manage to say a few nice things about Romney, Cain delegates would appreciate the gesture. And where is Sarah? Come on guys, get that testosterone level jacked up. She has been a good loyal soldier, campaigned when asked, and went home when asked. 2008 was on McCain, Sarah is very good at whipping up the crowd, and most in the party still love her.

Incidentally, anybody else catch the story about the porn star look alike who will also by in Tampa this week? 40 seems a bit old to me for this line of work. And notice that no matter who Hollywood gets to imitate her, whether it is sitcoms, movies, or porn shoots, the imitation is never ever as good as the real deal looks wise?

I was rather proud of Reince Priebus when the other week he called Harry Reed a “dirty” liar, but today I noticed a YouTube video making the rounds on the right wing sites of him getting his ass handed to him by Chris Matthews, Chris Matthews? that little pussy, geeze Reince, if you can’t handle little Tinglee leg, what good are you?

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  1. CM

    Ron Paul isn’t speaking because he had to fully endorse Romney and he said he couldn’t.

    Anyone having a problem with Clinton speaking should have a similar issue with Herman Cain….shouldn’t they?

    Forty year old porn stars have a new lease on life these days with the whole MILF thing.

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  2. balthazar

    Why would people have a problem with Cain speaking? There has been absolutely NO proof that he did anything inappropriate, in fact none of the women are even suing. They all just disappeared after Cain dropped from the race.

    Clinton lied to Congress, proven fact, lied to his wife, proven fact, and lied to the public, proven fact.

    DNA is a lot of proof. Accusations from “anonymous” accusers, is not.

    Cm, have I mentioned lately how much of a partisan hack/tool you are? If not, consider this that mentioning.

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  3. Dave D

    Ron Pau not speaking because he cannot “fully endorse” Romney just shows that he either doesn’t understand how a two party (i.e. compromise) system works or is just too damned immature to accept a compromise.

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  4. CM

    Why would people have a problem with Cain speaking? There has been absolutely NO proof that he did anything inappropriate, in fact none of the women are even suing. They all just disappeared after Cain dropped from the race.

    Clinton lied to Congress, proven fact, lied to his wife, proven fact, and lied to the public, proven fact.

    DNA is a lot of proof. Accusations from “anonymous” accusers, is not.

    The accusers weren’t all anonymous (and there are obviously very good reasons for remaining anonymous). But yeah, on reflection, I would agree that the situations are quite different. I withdraw the question your honour.

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