The A-Student Desperado

From the files of You’ve Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me:

An honor student in Texas was thrown in jail after she missed too many classes at her high school.

A judge issued Diane Tran, 17, a summons Wednesday for her excessive truancy after she missed class. She was arrested in open court.

Last month, Tran was issued a warning by the judge for missing school.

You know, I was an honor student — at least until late in high school. And every semester, I would have the “flu” for a week. That’s what I told my mother and that’s what she pretended to believe. I was unpopular, I was the shortest kid in class and I was shy. I needed a break from the other kids. But I kept up my work and I was on the honor roll, so no one cared. The point of school was to be educated, not to show up. Schools are not fucking jails and the people who ran mine didn’t treat it like one.

But … my reasons for skipping school were not her reasons. This story just gets better:

Tran said she works both full-time and part-time jobs, in addition to taking advanced and college level courses.

“She goes from job to job from school. She stays up until 7 a.m. in the morning doing her homework,” said Devin Hill, a classmate and co-worker.

On top of that, Tran said her parents spilt up and moved away, leaving her to support her younger sister.

Yeah. She’s skipping school occasionally because she’s so tired from working a job and a fucking half to support her family. What a monster! We can’t let responsible people like that roam the streets. Better for her to have just dropped out when she turned 16.

The judge admits he wanted to make an example of her. He did make an example … of what happens when tiny-brained men get a little bit of power and just how insanely stupid our Zero Tolerance policies have gotten.

Actually, no, I take that back. She is setting an example and it’s one I think should be set. Let’s make it policy: any student who maintains their grades and works a job and a half gets to skip school occasionally. Make it a reward for being a model citizen.

Look, I understand that that the law is the law. But laws untempered by mercy, justice and common sense are useless. Zero Tolerance policies and mindless obedience to the rules are going to destroy a generation of kids before all is said and done. Literally.

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  1. Mississippi Yankee

    I read this story yesterday and I was flabbergasted.

    As the thought process of the judge unfolds one can almost see where an “example” message about truancy must be shown but there is a lot to be said for picking ones battles too.

    Zero tolerance penalties are just political correctness flashing it’s warts.
    (Bet you’re glad I didn’t say anal warts, ’cause that’ll be bad m’kay)

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  2. Section8

    Talk about winning the negative lottery. Out of a country of 300+ million individuals, this poor girl had to come across the one person out of all of them that thinks this is a good idea. Just pathetic. Meanwhile feel free to skip school if you’re just fucking around or whatever. I just read recently LA schools have about a 50% dropout rate or something of the sort, and we’re going to use this kid as an example to fix our fucked up education system? That my friends is the problem right there. No God damn logic or common sense in our systems.

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  3. Seattle Outcast

    The solution is obvious:

    1) Give Diane her HS diploma immediately and declare her a legal adult

    2) The judge must pay for Diane’s college education

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  4. Hal_10000 *

    SO, if I were head of a college admissions board and read this story, I’d contact Diane and beg her to apply to our school. This is the kind of person scholarships are FOR. Free ride, room and board — and I bet you she’d graduate in three years on the Dean’s List.

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